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Monkey joke
« on: 24 March 2009, 21:35:08 »
One day Paddy is driving along a quiet road when he sees a van broken down to one side. The guy flags him down saying "thank goodness someone`s finally come past!"
"Listen I`d be really grateful if you can do me a big favour - I`ve got a consignment of monkeys in the back and I`m already late - if I give you £100 can you take them to London Zoo for me?
"Sure , no problem!" Says Paddy.
About 3 hours later the guy sees Paddy passing him going the other way, with the monkeys still in the the car.
"I thought you were taking them to the zoo for me? he said.
"That I did" says Paddy, "But I`ve still got £30, so now we`re going to the cinema"!   :D :D
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #1 on: 24 March 2009, 21:39:43 »
LOL  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #2 on: 24 March 2009, 21:50:59 »
PMSL  ;D ;D
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #3 on: 25 March 2009, 11:07:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #4 on: 25 March 2009, 12:51:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #5 on: 25 March 2009, 13:16:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #6 on: 25 March 2009, 13:17:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #7 on: 25 March 2009, 19:49:05 »
Like it ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #8 on: 25 March 2009, 21:05:52 »
 :y
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Re: Monkey joke
« Reply #9 on: 25 March 2009, 21:07:44 »
brill ;D ;D ;D ;D
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