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the taxpayer is paying again
« on: 29 March 2009, 10:07:51 »
for jaqui smiths husband to watch pornos, shes not angry hes watching pornos but shes slipped up with the expense account. wonder if they wanna do some swaps  ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 29 March 2009, 10:13:20 »
It's a bit much when you cant watch a porno without being on the front page ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 29 March 2009, 10:16:16 »
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It's a bit much when you cant watch a porno without being on the front page ;D ;D ;D


4 for a tenner in the pub. my mate could open his own shop the amount he buys. not that i would buy any of course.  ::)
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« Reply #3 on: 29 March 2009, 10:37:49 »
Whats a porno ???   ::) ::) ::) ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 29 March 2009, 10:40:33 »
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Whats a porno ???   ::) ::) ::) ;)

a film with sexually explicit content with the wife in it  ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 29 March 2009, 10:47:05 »
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Whats a porno ???   ::) ::) ::) ;)

a film with sexually explicit content with the wife in it  ;)

Oh ..... THOSE  :o
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« Reply #6 on: 29 March 2009, 13:06:02 »
Time to sack Wackie, the bloddy useless second home secretary >:(

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Re: the taxpayer is paying again
« Reply #7 on: 29 March 2009, 17:04:10 »
i think i would have to watch pornos if i was living with her, lets face it you couldnt get "a touch of the salmon" seeing her in the nip could you :D
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« Reply #8 on: 29 March 2009, 17:31:23 »
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i think i would have to watch pornos if i was living with her, lets face it you couldnt get "a touch of the salmon" seeing her in the nip could you :D


Ugly trout - she needs drowning
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« Reply #9 on: 30 March 2009, 11:53:42 »
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i think i would have to watch pornos if i was living with her, lets face it you couldnt get "a touch of the salmon" seeing her in the nip could you :D
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Haha,cracker! Best laugh i've had today!! :y ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 30 March 2009, 12:53:19 »
what gets me is that this was a claim for internet access to her second home (yeah right - the one her family lives in..) which is wholly and exclusively for use for government business.   So I am sure hubby and kids don't use the net do they... ::)

couldn't care less about 10 quid of films myself.
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« Reply #11 on: 30 March 2009, 13:02:44 »
According to a BBC report, "Gordon Brown has said Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's use of Commons expenses for two adult films watched by her husband should be a "personal matter".

The prime minister said the matter should not "detract" from the "great job" Ms Smith was doing."

A personal matter, eh? What if you mistakenly declare something on your tax return? Would the government think that was a personal matter, too?

Hmm  >:( :(
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« Reply #12 on: 30 March 2009, 13:08:34 »
There was more about her claims for expences on TV this morning.

.88p for a bath plug.

£500 for a kitchen sink

She claims her main residence is with her sister in london, a spare bedroom in her house.

Where as her home is in Worchesterire, so the expences are claimed on the second home.

Also it has come out her husband wasnt home alone watching the porno, cant remeber who the other guy was though.
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« Reply #13 on: 30 March 2009, 13:10:53 »
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According to a BBC report, "Gordon Brown has said Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's use of Commons expenses for two adult films watched by her husband should be a "personal matter".

The prime minister said the matter should not "detract" from the "great job" Ms Smith was doing."

A personal matter, eh? What if you mistakenly declare something on your tax return? Would the government think that was a personal matter, too?

Hmm  >:( :(


Seems they were on a TV statment like a Virgin media bill, does that mean the government pick up the bill for the rest of the TV viewing then?
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« Reply #14 on: 30 March 2009, 13:38:22 »
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According to a BBC report, "Gordon Brown has said Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's use of Commons expenses for two adult films watched by her husband should be a "personal matter".

The prime minister said the matter should not "detract" from the "great job" Ms Smith was doing."

A personal matter, eh? What if you mistakenly declare something on your tax return? Would the government think that was a personal matter, too?

Hmm  >:( :(


Seems they were on a TV statment like a Virgin media bill, does that mean the government pick up the bill for the rest of the TV viewing then?

No, we pick up the bill as taxpayers, and that includes the televisions as well!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

This is the Home Secretary who cost Police Officers about 1.5% of there pay increase last year!! >:( >:( >:(
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