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Another blonde joke
« on: 11 April 2009, 17:37:33 »
 A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
 rectum deodorant.
 
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

 Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
 buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
 some more.
 
 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'
 
 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde.
 
 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
 
 'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'
 
 She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
 looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm
 deodorant.'
 
 Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
 loud from the container ....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.
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Re: Another blonde joke
« Reply #1 on: 11 April 2009, 17:41:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Another blonde joke
« Reply #2 on: 11 April 2009, 18:39:37 »
dam i thought i was doing something wrong with mine  :y
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Re: Another blonde joke
« Reply #3 on: 11 April 2009, 18:47:39 »
Bet it stings  :o
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Re: Another blonde joke
« Reply #4 on: 11 April 2009, 20:16:15 »
......I know, I know! :'(

Those darned silly instructions!  :-/

Take the signs on doors for example: "Push" and "Pull"; I get!.....but, "Lift"?????

I was there for ages last time I encountered one; nearly did myself a mischief! :-?
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Re: Another blonde joke
« Reply #5 on: 11 April 2009, 20:17:58 »
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......I know, I know! :'(

Those darned silly instructions!  :-/

Take the signs on doors for example: "Push" and "Pull"; I get!.....but, "Lift"?????

I was there for ages last time I encountered one; nearly did myself a mischief! :-?

Give over Debs, my ribs are hurting now. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another blonde joke
« Reply #6 on: 11 April 2009, 23:17:56 »
very good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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