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[Martin_1962]

We get them at work one phoned up about mobile phones, I said not interested - he phoned up again and got the office manager , who again had to say not interested.

With TPS now - helps a bit

However I would not mind another Sky salesman, a previous one had a long lesson in Freeview PVRs and the next would get one on the Humax HDR

I used to chase off double glazing salesmen with counter sales

[stuart30]

My BT line has Annonymus call rejection and caller disply etc.  Just had an international call so thought it might have been a mate from Manchester.

Anyway, the guy (indian call centre I reckon) says he is phoneing regardsregards a mobile promotion, and then asks if I am contract or PAYG.  To which I reply "No Comment" as you never know where it might lead.

Next thing I get is , Why you waste my rather time you big piece of Sh++e,  . . . . . . .the sod managed to get a mouthfull in before I said annother word, I thought it was supposed to work the other way round.

Tried and tested methord too seriously annoy cold callers......

Hold phone up too smoke alarm and press test button.....the noise they hear is quite literaly deafening.

Another good one i actually did yesterday...just came running upstairs and was out of breath,bloody debt recovery agent got arsey when i sid i was busy so put the phone on loudspeaker and told the wife (who was downstairs) ""god gem suck a little harder....harder babe....jesus gem"" i think you can guess the rest....funnily enough they didnt stay on the line very long.

I would love to have been there (not yours but the other end of the phone) - quality Pay £1 -50 a minute for that sort of stuff

Ive done far worse....a good one is if you get a female caller (obviously only if its a cold caller who persists)...breath heavy and thump your chest in a ""beating"" rythum....gentle moan and compliment her on what a lovely voice she has....

Another was far too sick too mention on a public forum....needless too say i bet the poor bloke was physicaly sick after hanging up.

[bertiecbx550]

I used to like answering the phone by saying either GINO`s dial`a pizza or  good evening metropolitan police special branch...... naughty but satisfying when its the same cold callers every day at 3pm they soon got the message.....