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STMO123

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Big knockers
« on: 16 April 2009, 13:43:55 »
A man approaches a woman in a super market and says "Excuse me, I cant find my wife, can I talk to you for a while?"
Woman takes pity and says"Sure you can. Have you no idea where she is?"
"I've no idea" he says "but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she appears from nowhere". ;D
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #1 on: 16 April 2009, 13:45:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D excellent :y
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #2 on: 16 April 2009, 13:47:09 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #3 on: 16 April 2009, 13:48:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #4 on: 16 April 2009, 13:49:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D

I always loiter around the chiller section in the supermarket while the wife does the shopping ::)
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #5 on: 16 April 2009, 13:50:09 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #6 on: 16 April 2009, 13:50:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D  how very true  :y
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #7 on: 16 April 2009, 14:14:12 »
Good one ;D ;D :y
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #8 on: 16 April 2009, 14:43:06 »
mmmm....boobies! ;D
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #9 on: 16 April 2009, 14:44:10 »
 ;D  ;D  :D  :D  :y  :y
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #10 on: 16 April 2009, 15:03:44 »
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;D ;D ;D

I always loiter around the chiller section in the supermarket while the wife does the shopping ::)


snap  :y :y :y the fish smells stronger in the summer for some reason  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #11 on: 16 April 2009, 15:06:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D very good  :y
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #12 on: 16 April 2009, 15:59:10 »
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mmmm....boobies! ;D

Did someone mention bOObies.  ::) ::)
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Re: Big knockers
« Reply #13 on: 16 April 2009, 17:26:29 »
 :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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