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An elephant and a snake, both keen snooker fans, were wandering through the jungle one day.

'Lets have a game of snooker' says the snake.

'How are we going to do that?' asks the elephant.

'Well pretend, we do something, and if the other thinks it's clever, then it counts as a red' says the snake.

'Don't follow' says the elephant.

'Watch this' says the snake.

The snake then slides up the elepants rear leg, into his backside, and reapears out of his trunk.

'Hows that for a red?' says the snake.

The elephant, a bit shocked reluctantly says, 'Ok then'

The snake says, 'Right. I'm going for a black' and starts to repeat the process.

The elephant quickly puts his trunk up his backside and says 'How about that for a snooker?'

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