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[markfree]

Don't be fooled into thinking that there's only 1 mouse - you probably have at least 2 and if you don't get rid of them quickly they can grow exponentially (that's mice numbers that is).

Traps are best - the sonic pest repellers don't work very well (my guess is that the mice will put up with the noise if there's a readily available food supply) - don't just pop a piece of cheese into the traps as they will just nick the cheese without setting off the trap but force the cheese into the hole so that the mouse has to use a bit of force to get the cheese out thereby setting off the trap.

The traps sometimes dont always kill the mouse outright,  as I trapped a mouse by it's hind legs and had the unpleasant task of battering it's brains out - my wife said she would have battered it's brains out as well given  half the chance, as it chewed a hole in her designer leather handbag

Anyway hope you get rid of them quickly as they are destructive little buggers

[Richie London]

well ive just got back from the pub and theres a note saying dont wait up, we will be back later,can you leave us some peanut butter sandwiches for when we get in.  WTF i suppose im sleeping on the sofa again  

[Gaffers]

If you can wait a few weeks I will pop around with my friendly .22

I used to use it to dispatch rats in student houses in Sheffield for beer tokens and I am a better shot now than back then......  

[Richie London]

If you can wait a few weeks I will pop around with my friendly .22

I used to use it to dispatch rats in student houses in Sheffield for beer tokens and I am a better shot now than back then......  

so its you who wins all the best prizes at the fair then, all i get is a rather goldfish  

[Gaffers]

If you can wait a few weeks I will pop around with my friendly .22

I used to use it to dispatch rats in student houses in Sheffield for beer tokens and I am a better shot now than back then......  

so its you who wins all the best prizes at the fair then, all i get is a rather goldfish  

erm........  

I have never been beaten at the electronic clay pigeon....  

[Vamps]

get a cat

It's the bloomin cat that brings the mice into our house and then loses them under the furniture

[Richie London]

get a cat

It's the bloomin cat that brings the mice into our house and then loses them under the furniture

 dont like cats, leave hairs everywhere and shred the furniture

[unlucky alf]

when i set up traps in my garage i superglued mixer dog biscuits into the trap, worked like a charm

[CaptainZok]

when i set up traps in my garage i superglued mixer dog biscuits into the trap, worked like a charm

What you caught a dog?

[Danny]

if the peanut butter mouse trap doesn't get them, its a small child

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

i cant sleep, it climbs the curtain for what reason i do not know, then it just  zooms back down and goes in the bottom of the bed, i watched it last night but i wasnt fast enough with the hammer. ive just been to citzens advice about getting an eviction order, got to wait 28 days    

Have you tried reasoning with it?

i wouldnt mind so much if it slept in the cupboard but not me  bed. last thing i need is that crawling up me frigging rse  

.....oh you fibber Richie........you are hoping that it will........after a long time without a woman...............It'll be bebetter than nothing.

[CaptainZok]

i cant sleep, it climbs the curtain for what reason i do not know, then it just  zooms back down and goes in the bottom of the bed, i watched it last night but i wasnt fast enough with the hammer. ive just been to citzens advice about getting an eviction order, got to wait 28 days    

Have you tried reasoning with it?

i wouldnt mind so much if it slept in the cupboard but not me  bed. last thing i need is that crawling up me frigging rse  

.....oh you fibber Richie........you are hoping that it will........after a long time without a woman...............It'll be bebetter than nothing.

Reminds me of the Armageddon gerbil. NOT REALLY SAFE FOR WORK but funny.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug[/media]

[Omega man 2]

i cant sleep, it climbs the curtain for what reason i do not know, then it just  zooms back down and goes in the bottom of the bed, i watched it last night but i wasnt fast enough with the hammer. ive just been to citzens advice about getting an eviction order, got to wait 28 days    

Have you tried reasoning with it?

i wouldnt mind so much if it slept in the cupboard but not me  bed. last thing i need is that crawling up me frigging rse  

.....oh you fibber Richie........you are hoping that it will........after a long time without a woman...............It'll be bebetter than nothing.

Reminds me of the Armageddon gerbil. NOT REALLY SAFE FOR WORK but funny.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug[/media]

That's out of south park Lemiwinks

[Richie London]

i cant sleep, it climbs the curtain for what reason i do not know, then it just  zooms back down and goes in the bottom of the bed, i watched it last night but i wasnt fast enough with the hammer. ive just been to citzens advice about getting an eviction order, got to wait 28 days    

Have you tried reasoning with it?

i wouldnt mind so much if it slept in the cupboard but not me  bed. last thing i need is that crawling up me frigging rse  

.....oh you fibber Richie........you are hoping that it will........after a long time without a woman...............It'll be bebetter than nothing.

well im going out for a birthday tonight for a meal, then on to a club after so theres hope yet. ive had haircut cut my toenails and polished the shoes ready so just got to get some mates from the fruit machine later. if all else fails it'll be the blow up sheep when i get back