Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Search the maintenance guides for answers to 99.999% of Omega questions

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Playing with fire.  (Read 918 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Big Fra

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Motherwell
  • Posts: 1227
  • I will ride with miggy pride once again!
    • View Profile
Playing with fire.
« on: 18 April 2009, 00:26:21 »
I walked into the bedroom the other day. Swmbo was standing in front of the mirror wearing just her underwear.

"I'm fed up with the way I look" she said.
"My arse is huge, my boobs are sagging, and my hairs a right mess!"

She turns round and looks at me.

"I'm not feeling very good about myself, can you give me a compliment to cheer me up?"

So I looked at her and said;

"Your eyesights perfect!"



 ::)
Logged

HerefordElite

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Hereford
  • Posts: 1724
  • Welcome to the Shire
    • View Profile
Re: Playing with fire.
« Reply #1 on: 18 April 2009, 00:27:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D
pmsl :D
Logged
Nova SR, MKII Cav Sri130, MKII Astra GTE16v, Omega 3.0V6 Elite, Silver Cross Sleepover Classic

Pete Elite

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Uxbridge, Middlesex
  • Posts: 1749
    • View Profile
Re: Playing with fire.
« Reply #2 on: 18 April 2009, 00:29:56 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D.
Logged

Vamps

  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bishop Middleham, Co Durham.
  • Posts: 24708
  • Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared.
    • Mig 2.6CDX and 2.2 Honda
    • View Profile
Re: Playing with fire.
« Reply #3 on: 18 April 2009, 00:31:53 »
Very Very good...... ;D ;D ;D :y
Logged

LaserLance

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • medway towns
  • Posts: 1152
  • Red or Black please!!!!!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Playing with fire.
« Reply #4 on: 18 April 2009, 06:25:55 »
Hahahahahaha ;) ;) and then duck as a right hander comes your way  ::) ::) ::)
Logged

Slurpy

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Belgium
  • Posts: 31
    • View Profile
Re: Playing with fire.
« Reply #5 on: 18 April 2009, 06:48:12 »
hahahaha ,fantastic.  :D
Logged

Lizzie_Zoom

  • Guest
Re: Playing with fire.
« Reply #6 on: 18 April 2009, 10:52:47 »
How cruel!! :o :o :o  

But what more can we expect from everyday man ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Logged

Proz

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Largoward , Fife , Scotland
  • Posts: 2647
    • Omega-less now :-/
    • View Profile
Re: Playing with fire.
« Reply #7 on: 18 April 2009, 10:58:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  .... must remember that one  :y
Logged
Get yourself Giff Gaff'ed here :-) ...  http://giffgaff.com/orders/affiliate/proz

r1

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • nottingham
  • Posts: 1767
    • View Profile
Re: Playing with fire.
« Reply #8 on: 18 April 2009, 12:05:52 »
yeah i told her the same thing!!!!!
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.008 seconds with 16 queries.