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Debs.

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Garden Care Tip: Lawns
« on: 22 April 2009, 08:26:46 »
For a lovely verdant-green and low maintenance lawn: "whiskey"...yes, "whiskey"!

Use ordinary blended Scotch (never Malt); diluted 100-1 with water (not higher than 18 C. temperature) and applied using a watering can fitted with a 'rose'.
Application ratio of 5 litres per square metre......your lawn will be nice and green.....and be low maintenance, because:


















It will come up half-cut! ;D
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Re: Garden Care Tip: Lawns
« Reply #1 on: 22 April 2009, 08:31:20 »
Superb!

wondered where that was going   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Garden Care Tip: Lawns
« Reply #2 on: 22 April 2009, 08:33:14 »
At last!

A use for all the bottles of blend whiskey I have in the cupboard!
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Re: Garden Care Tip: Lawns
« Reply #3 on: 22 April 2009, 08:33:49 »
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH very drole , but made me laugh , lovely day here as well  :y
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Re: Garden Care Tip: Lawns
« Reply #4 on: 22 April 2009, 08:37:17 »
Don't tell me - when you look out in the mornings your lawn is covered in drunks not dew ;D ;D
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Re: Garden Care Tip: Lawns
« Reply #5 on: 22 April 2009, 08:39:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Garden Care Tip: Lawns
« Reply #6 on: 22 April 2009, 10:47:43 »
Yep................as said .............very droll.......I thought for a moment that you were being serious. :y :y :y
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