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If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
« on: 23 April 2009, 20:03:47 »
The question is, What does a 320-pound woman look like?
Now, before you scroll down to look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....









Got it? well check this and tell me you would argue with her






























































Not exactly what you were expecting, is it?

The tallest and best proportioned woman in the world lives in Holland .

She is 7'4' and weighs 320.

What   a relief! Now we ALL know we aren't overweight; we're just too short!
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« Reply #1 on: 23 April 2009, 20:08:14 »
What were you looking for when you found this? ::)
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« Reply #2 on: 23 April 2009, 20:08:56 »
Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
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« Reply #3 on: 23 April 2009, 20:11:12 »
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 23 April 2009, 20:15:21 »
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What were you looking for when you found this? ::)


Ha ha just got in my inbox and thought i would share
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« Reply #5 on: 23 April 2009, 20:15:33 »
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Where would you kiss her :D :D :D :P :P :P
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« Reply #6 on: 23 April 2009, 20:45:29 »
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Where would you kiss her :D :D :D :P :P :P

Eye level ;) ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 23 April 2009, 20:45:54 »
Sod that i would put my high heels on to kiss her  :D :D :D
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« Reply #8 on: 23 April 2009, 20:49:51 »
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
;D I Wouldn't be able to even if she was laying down probably  :D ;)
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« Reply #9 on: 23 April 2009, 21:01:12 »
Hmmm..............not sure about this .........as she is quite good looking.

But 7-4 inches is just too tall.

I'am 6-1.......Mrs Optimist 5-5............so that gives me 8 inches to play with  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Or better still ............that gives Mrs Optimist 8 inches to play with. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Or yet better still......that gives Mrs Optimists.........  georgeous best friend ...........and sexy younger sister ........8 inches to play with. ::) ::)  ::) ::) ::) :y
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« Reply #10 on: 23 April 2009, 22:39:35 »
tell me this.......why the hell is she wearing high heels??? doesnt exactly need them!!!!!!!!!!! :o
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« Reply #11 on: 23 April 2009, 22:41:24 »
"Nose to nose.. your toes are in it ...

Toes to toes... your nose is in it ...

When your in it ....  you're talking to your self ....... "


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« Reply #12 on: 23 April 2009, 22:47:38 »
She reminds me of the Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo film ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 23 April 2009, 22:48:53 »
Well -- at least she can keep your ears warm  ::)
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« Reply #14 on: 23 April 2009, 23:02:00 »
i wonder if she is all in proportion?
if so she would need a hefty meat sausage to quench her appetite  :y

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