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« Reply #15 on: 31 May 2009, 21:50:30 »

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New from the infamous 'house of Stoke' we have for you the latest in she-male all over body de-louser The 'Loo Knee Minger Repellent' is guaranteed to repell all females and includes the latest in pheromone technology to attract all the lady boys. Simply splash on ala 'massive's' famous 'brut' brand and, you will have lady boys in MX5's screeching to a halt! Note: Product may contain traces of ferrile cat urine. This product may irritate and cause you to come out in a rash.


Fantastic, Don't think he's seen it yet ;D ;D

Pete. I never knew :o :o :o :o

Sometimes dress swaps with the guy in the pic aswell, he's also known to own a hairdryer ::) ;D



Bloody hell mate. That's an old pic, but a bloody good one though ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: New shop product for June
« Reply #16 on: 31 May 2009, 22:24:54 »

The "Loo-knee Minger Repellent" is selling like hot cakes.
Works for both Men & Women... NO ending up with a Minger at the end of the night, especially after 10 pints of Stella :y

It smells nothing like "Brut 33" more like "Joop" ;)
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« Reply #17 on: 31 May 2009, 22:48:04 »

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The "Loo-knee Minger Repellent" is selling like hot cakes.
Works for both Men & Women... NO ending up with a Minger at the end of the night, especially after 10 pints of Stella :y

It smells nothing like "Brut 33" more like "Joop" ;)
.... bet its more like 'Boak' with that dry retching cough you get when the pit of your gut is empty but the body system still says full....   ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 31 May 2009, 23:11:27 »

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The "Loo-knee Minger Repellent" is selling like hot cakes.
Works for both Men & Women... NO ending up with a Minger at the end of the night, especially after 10 pints of Stella :y

It smells nothing like "Brut 33" more like "Joop" ;)
.... bet its more like 'Boak' with that dry retching cough you get when the pit of your gut is empty but the body system still says full....   ;D


A good old Ulster/Scots word there H21 :y :y
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Re: New shop product for June
« Reply #21 on: 31 May 2009, 23:24:27 »

a true staffordshire dress code :D
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« Reply #23 on: 31 May 2009, 23:33:38 »

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The question which needs to be asked Ron is, what were you looking for when you came across this? ::) ::)

I googled Loo-Knee :D

Steady on fella....  You could get yourself a REALLY bad reputation round here saying summat like that....   :o
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« Reply #24 on: 31 May 2009, 23:34:46 »

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The question which needs to be asked Ron is, what were you looking for when you came across this? ::) ::)

I googled Loo-Knee :D

Steady on fella....  You could get yourself a REALLY bad reputation round here saying summat like that....   :o

Maybe I should change my laptop before the cops come round with a search warrent ::)
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« Reply #25 on: 31 May 2009, 23:44:44 »

Can't believe how sad some people are to find a webpage like that  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 31 May 2009, 23:45:23 »

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Can't believe how sad some people are to find a webpage like that  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Making it and selling it is another thing ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 31 May 2009, 23:47:29 »

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Can't believe how sad some people are to find a webpage like that  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Making it and selling it is another thing ;D

Obviously  ;D ;D :P
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