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Nickbat

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Phallus Impudicus
« on: 09 June 2009, 21:25:16 »
Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
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Re: Phallus Impudicus
« Reply #1 on: 09 June 2009, 21:29:09 »
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Just found one growing in my garden. It asn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))


Ahh innocence, you can't beat it  :)
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« Reply #2 on: 09 June 2009, 22:04:29 »
Aah I see Nick I thought you meant this one;


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« Reply #3 on: 09 June 2009, 22:08:38 »
No, Zulu, that's Phallus Stupidicus, a very dangerous organism indeed.  ;) ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 09 June 2009, 22:09:30 »
Nasty.
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« Reply #5 on: 09 June 2009, 22:10:29 »
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Nasty.

The fungus or Gordon? ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 09 June 2009, 22:42:59 »
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 09 June 2009, 22:56:23 »
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y
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« Reply #8 on: 09 June 2009, 22:58:28 »
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y


None of them work Vamps, the clue lies in the tip colour as seen in the photograph :D :o :y
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« Reply #9 on: 09 June 2009, 23:05:37 »
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y
I don't need one! 8-)
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y
I don't need one! 8-)

That's not what Pinky and Perky said :y  seems you had them worried that they were loosing their touch............. :D :D :D
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« Reply #11 on: 09 June 2009, 23:15:49 »
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y


None of them work Vamps, the clue lies in the tip colour as seen in the photograph :D :o :y

The tip is green and stinks to attract visitors.  ;) ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 09 June 2009, 23:23:29 »
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y


None of them work Vamps, the clue lies in the tip colour as seen in the photograph :D :o :y

The tip is green and stinks to attract visitors.  ;) ;D


...it would have to be a very brave, desperate or frustrated visitor it must be said, Nick ;) ;D :y
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« Reply #13 on: 10 June 2009, 01:06:04 »
Phallus Impudicus...is that Latin for a ToadsTool ?  ::)
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« Reply #14 on: 10 June 2009, 09:33:18 »
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Phallus Impudicus...is that Latin for a ToadsTool ?  ::)

LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D
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