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charles and camilla :-)
« on: 10 June 2009, 20:03:17 »
Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had
retired back to their room.
Camilla flopped on the bed and said
'Please remove my shoes darling. My feet are killing me.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with
vigour .. . . But it would not budge.
'Harder' yelled Camilla.
'Harder' Charles yelled back,
'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'
'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed
'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'
In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said
'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the
other shoe
when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even tighter'
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen
'That's my boy, once a Navy man, always a navy man!


 ;D ;D
 

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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #1 on: 10 June 2009, 20:06:44 »
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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had
retired back to their room.
Camilla flopped on the bed and said
'Please remove my shoes darling. My feet are killing me.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with
vigour .. . . But it would not budge.
'Harder' yelled Camilla. :D :D
'Harder' Charles yelled back,
'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'
'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed
'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'
In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said
'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the
other shoe
when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even tighter'
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen
'That's my boy, once a Navy man, always a navy man!


 ;D ;D
 

:D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #2 on: 10 June 2009, 20:13:17 »
Thats a good one  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #3 on: 10 June 2009, 20:14:41 »
brilliant  :y :y :y :y
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #4 on: 10 June 2009, 20:18:54 »
Good one  :y :y :y :y
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #5 on: 10 June 2009, 20:21:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #6 on: 10 June 2009, 20:51:35 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #7 on: 10 June 2009, 21:14:13 »
 :D :D :D :D :D

Nice one   :y :y :y
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #8 on: 10 June 2009, 21:23:41 »
 ;D ;D ;D a full ten out of ten for that one bluehawk  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 10 June 2009, 21:25:55 »
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;D ;D ;D a full ten out of ten for that one bluehawk  ;D ;D ;D

agreed..
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #10 on: 10 June 2009, 21:27:10 »
Very good............ ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #11 on: 10 June 2009, 22:51:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y
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Re: charles and camilla :-)
« Reply #12 on: 11 June 2009, 10:01:35 »
Excellent  :)
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