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[Mr Skrunts]

[size=14]Post em here and lets have a laugh.[/size]

[Mr Skrunts]

Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her yard
when she took her panties off
his wooly dick got hard

[Mr Skrunts]

Mother Hubbard Rhyme

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the biatch got a bone of her own!

[kris9128]

little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curd and whey
down came  a spider and sat down beside her
so she tw4tted it with her spoon

[kris9128]

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
sill jill forgot the pill
and they've got a daughter

[Mr Skrunts]

Single Woman's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep.
Please don't send me no more creeps.
Please just send me one good man.
One without a wedding band.

One good man who's sweet as pie.
Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.
Who dresses neat and doesn't smell.
And is sexy like my man Denzel.
Is super-rich like Michael J.
On second thought, that's okay.

Man, if I should die before I wake,
that would truly take the cake;
No matrimony or honeymoon.
No fancy reception planned for June.
No throwing of the wedding bouquet.
Please, God, don't let me go out that way.
If I die before I meet Mr. Right
I won't go out without a fight.
But then again with my luck,
He'd probably be just some schmuck.

The single life is not that bad
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown.
Besides, I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, won't comb my hair.
So never mind this stupid prayer.

The single life will do just fine.
So what's up, girlfriend?
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!

[fatboyfat]

not rude but here goes:-

mary had a little lamb
the doctors were astounded
and everywhere that mary went
gynaecologists surrounded

[unlucky alf]

there was a young lady from dalton creek
who had her monthly`s twice a week
her sister from woking said "how very provoking,
no time for poking so to speak"!.

[unlucky alf]

there was a young lady from kelldoors
who`s fanny was covered in sores,
even the dogs wouldnt eat
the green festered meat
that hung in festroodles from her draws!!!

[hoody]

Mary had a little pig,
it always was a gruntin,
she took it down the garden path,
and kicked its effin c*** in

[hoody]

you tube and search for Stephen Lynch

[amigov6]

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could eat Jills f*nny
Jack got a shock & a mouthful of c*ck
'coz Jill's a rather tranny!

[Matchless]

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch the postman a letter.
When she got there the cupboard was bare,
so they did it without which was better.

[albitz]

There was a young lady from Ealing
who had the most wonderful feeling.
she laid on her back
and opened her cr**k
and p155ed all over the ceiling.
 

[unlucky alf]

There was a young lady from dalglesia,
who said if my f4nny dont please ya,
you can whack it up my bum
if you like kinky fun
but watch out the tapeworm dont seize ya!!