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[Gareth Lewis]

That is brilliant!! Nice one Pete!

[Lazydocker]

Pete, I think I've just leaked laughing You gotta get up there and film them or better still where are my car keys? I'd love to see it for myself

That's just a sign of old age... 

Tis very funny though

[Jimbob]

where's ya night vision recording gear when you want it 

[Varche]

Reminds me of a boss I once had. He told me he saw some 8 bags of cement on a building site near his house. Thought he would get one later. When he got there in the dark he was just in time to see his next door neighbour taking the last one in his squeeky barrow. They split it.

Like your thinking on this one. I would just have had to hide nearby somewhere!

[Marks DTM Calib]

The question is.....why did you have cable ties with you on a dog walk?

[GLENNY BOY]

nice one

[Pitchfork]

Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless

[Martin_1962]

Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless

Boring - use wee

[Martin_1962]

We need pictures

[Pitchfork]

Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless

Boring - use wee

That was the alternative that I had in mind but having been brought up not to use bad language I did not want to articulate it!

[Welung666]

Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless

Boring - use wee

I remember many moons ago running as a 2nd driver on a continental italy run, late on the 2nd day we were both knackered so we got our heads down for the obligatory 9 hours. Middle of the night and desperate for a wee decided my empty pop bottle was a better option than the early hours of a february morning at the foot of the alps. Waking up several hours later and setting off again I nearly crashed when my co-driver started complaining at my 'flat lemonade' had left a funny taste in his mouth. I had to pull over because I couldn't see through the tears of laughter! It took me 20 minutes to calm myself down enough to tell him I was all the b@stards under the sun for the rest of the run

[Lazydocker]

Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless

Boring - use wee

I remember many moons ago running as a 2nd driver on a continental italy run, late on the 2nd day we were both knackered so we got our heads down for the obligatory 9 hours. Middle of the night and desperate for a wee decided my empty pop bottle was a better option than the early hours of a february morning at the foot of the alps. Waking up several hours later and setting off again I nearly crashed when my co-driver started complaining at my 'flat lemonade' had left a funny taste in his mouth. I had to pull over because I couldn't see through the tears of laughter! It took me 20 minutes to calm myself down enough to tell him I was all the b@stards under the sun for the rest of the run

 

That's priceless!!!