Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Please check the Forum Guidelines at the top of the Newbie section

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR  (Read 1173 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Mr Skrunts

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Skruntie Land.
  • Posts: 25690
  • 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys,
    • 2003 CD 2.2 Auto
    • View Profile
BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« on: 28 July 2009, 22:19:01 »


BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR



 

 
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...
 
(lawyer in blue/ officer in red)
 
Q: 'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?'


A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'


A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'


Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'


Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'


A: 'Yes sir.'


Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'


A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'


The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
 
 

 

 
Logged
Ask yourself :  " WHY do I believe in what I believe?"

Remember that my opinions expressed here are not representative of the opinions of other members on the OOF Forum.

Gaffers

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • NE Hampshire/Surrey
  • Posts: 11322
    • Ford Ranger Wildtrak
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #1 on: 28 July 2009, 22:21:30 »

Brill  :y
Logged

Nickbat

  • Guest
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #2 on: 28 July 2009, 22:23:00 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Great!
Logged

Del Boy

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Kent, UK.
  • Posts: 10804
    • 2012 '62' BMW 730d MSport
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #3 on: 28 July 2009, 22:24:25 »

Quality  ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Drives: 2013 (13) BMW 530d M Sport Touring, 2011 '61' BMW 520d SE.

Brick Tamland

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Dublin
  • Posts: 444
  • Good one!
    • '98 2.5 Manual
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #4 on: 28 July 2009, 22:24:28 »

 ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Saving for one! All donations welcome, ask for details.

Vamps

  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bishop Middleham, Co Durham.
  • Posts: 24708
  • Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared.
    • Mig 2.6CDX and 2.2 Honda
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #5 on: 28 July 2009, 22:26:04 »

Brilliant......... ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Logged

shell

  • Junior Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Glasgow
  • Posts: 111
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #6 on: 28 July 2009, 22:28:39 »

thats a great comeback! ;D
Logged

Bent valve

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • 0
  • Posts: 950
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #7 on: 28 July 2009, 22:31:58 »

Best urban myth of the year!
Logged

mantagte

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • great yarmouth
  • Posts: 1777
    • omega bmw maverick
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #8 on: 28 July 2009, 23:39:35 »

excellent ;D ;D ;D
Logged

Jimbob

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Chester / Flintshire
  • Posts: 24530
  • I like traffic lights, but only when they're green
    • E250 Est / Golf GTI
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #9 on: 29 July 2009, 07:09:46 »

love it!

GastronomicKleptomaniac

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Teesside (the nice bit)
  • Posts: 4071
    • 3.2 plod, 2.6 MV6, etc
    • View Profile
Logged
Servicing and repairs done in NE. Special rates for OOFers! PM me.

Lizzie_Zoom

  • Guest
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #11 on: 29 July 2009, 10:36:45 »

Nice one!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)
Logged

Ghost

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Seaham, North East england
  • Posts: 2234
    • 2.6 V6 CDX Estate
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #12 on: 29 July 2009, 10:40:27 »

good one mate ;D ;D
Logged
He who brakes Looses
To old to die young

Seth

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • South Wales Valleys
  • Posts: 6646
  • If there's a 'system' - play it ... !
    • '99 2.5TD GLS Estate
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #13 on: 29 July 2009, 10:40:48 »

Damn brilliant!
Logged
Gettin' seriously hacked-off by those who ignore the wisdom of proven experience ... and Forum guidelines.

tigers_gonads

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Kinston Upon Hull
  • Posts: 8616
  • Driving a Honda CR-V which doesn't smell of pee
    • Honda CR-V
    • View Profile
Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
« Reply #14 on: 29 July 2009, 10:47:26 »

buy that man a beer  :y ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.015 seconds with 21 queries.