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SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« on: 07 August 2009, 21:04:55 »
Away for a week leaving me and my 17 year old step son Home Alone.......... :y :y :y

Had to cook my own tea though.... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #1 on: 07 August 2009, 21:06:58 »
Thank f*** goodness!

For a second there I thought they had walked out the door permanently.

So, you've got an empty then?

Bail in! ;D :y
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #2 on: 07 August 2009, 21:09:19 »
Friiday
Saturday . . . .Freezer meal
Sunday      . . . . Freezer meal
Monday     . . . . Chippy
Tuesday   . . . . . Indian Take away
Wednesday    . . . . Chinese
Thursday     . . . . Pizza Delivery


All sorted


You were complaining you needed to put some weight on.  ::)
« Last Edit: 07 August 2009, 21:09:46 by skruntie »
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #3 on: 07 August 2009, 21:39:19 »
Great... you can leave the toilet seat up, leave the lid off the toothpaste, watch the 10 minute free-view on those channels with high numbers & leave your boots in the middle of the living room (for no reason other than you can)   :y

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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #4 on: 07 August 2009, 21:42:30 »
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Friiday
Saturday . . . .Freezer meal
Sunday      . . . . Freezer meal
Monday     . . . . Chippy
Tuesday   . . . . . Indian Take away
Wednesday    . . . . Chinese
Thursday     . . . . Pizza Delivery


All sorted


You were complaining you needed to put some weight on.  ::)

Something like that.......... :y
It also means I can cook the things that I like, first on the list for Saturday will be Liver and Onions..... :D :D :D
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #5 on: 07 August 2009, 21:50:05 »
Urgh!!! liver and onions....I aint coming round for tea 2mora mike..... I`ll poison meself with my own cooking instead.... :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #6 on: 07 August 2009, 21:54:57 »
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Urgh!!! liver and onions....I aint coming round for tea 2mora mike..... I`ll poison meself with my own cooking instead.... :D ;D ;D ;D

Just for you I will put some lots of bacon in....... :y
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #7 on: 07 August 2009, 21:58:07 »
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Urgh!!! liver and onions....I aint coming round for tea 2mora mike..... I`ll poison meself with my own cooking instead.... :D ;D ;D ;D

Just for you I will put some lots of bacon in....... :y


Love it.   :y :y :y :y
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #8 on: 07 August 2009, 22:02:22 »
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Great... you can leave the toilet seat up, leave the lid off the toothpaste, ;D :o ;D watch the 10 minute free-view on those channels with high numbers & leave your boots in the middle of the living room (for no reason other than you can)   :y

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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #9 on: 08 August 2009, 00:45:02 »
Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y
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« Reply #10 on: 08 August 2009, 00:47:48 »
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Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y

Not sure what they are, but have an open mind.... :y
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« Reply #11 on: 08 August 2009, 00:48:56 »
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Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y

Not sure what they are, but have an open mind.... :y

Mr. Brains Faggots? Surely you've heard of those?
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #12 on: 08 August 2009, 00:51:00 »
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Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y

Not sure what they are, but have an open mind.... :y

Mr. Brains Faggots? Surely you've heard of those?

Rings a bti of a bell, but not sure what they are :-/
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #13 on: 08 August 2009, 00:55:09 »
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Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
« Reply #14 on: 08 August 2009, 02:57:42 »
Mmmmm on ya way up there drop us some faggots chips and peas off plz..... ::) ;D ;D ;D
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