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MORNING SEX
« on: 11 August 2009, 22:23:00 »

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day..'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

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« Reply #1 on: 11 August 2009, 22:24:54 »
funny dbug ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  but of course totally unrealistic as men cannot keep it going long enough for the egg to even start boiling!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #2 on: 11 August 2009, 22:25:04 »
Brilliant one  ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 11 August 2009, 22:25:39 »
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funny dbug ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  but of course totally unrealistic as men cannot keep it going long enough for the egg to even start boiling!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
thats so true lizzie ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 11 August 2009, 22:25:55 »
PMSL.......... :D :D :D
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« Reply #5 on: 11 August 2009, 22:26:40 »
Sexist comments...............

lol

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« Reply #6 on: 11 August 2009, 22:28:36 »
 Even so but it's so true webby ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 11 August 2009, 22:29:41 »
 :-X :-X :-X
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« Reply #8 on: 11 August 2009, 22:30:36 »
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Even so but it's so true webby ;D ;D

lol

Maybe you just choose the wrong guys maria...........!!!!

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« Reply #9 on: 11 August 2009, 22:31:24 »
Brilliant Joke.   ;D ;D ;D



Ladies, I feel disapointed for you,     :-X   
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« Reply #10 on: 11 August 2009, 22:31:43 »
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Even so but it's so true webby ;D ;D

lol

Maybe you just choose the wrong guys maria...........!!!!

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Well if that is so, so did I then!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #11 on: 11 August 2009, 22:34:08 »
Only Ostrich eggs get eaten in my house! ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #12 on: 11 August 2009, 22:36:25 »
That explains why the eggs are always hard boiled in my house never a dippy egg ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 11 August 2009, 22:37:59 »
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That explains why the eggs are always hard boiled in my house never a dippy egg ;)

Nice try but bet the girls get the upmanship on this one......... :-X
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« Reply #14 on: 11 August 2009, 22:39:45 »
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Even so but it's so true webby ;D ;D

lol

Maybe you just choose the wrong guys maria...........!!!!

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Well if that is so, so did I then!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Personally never found a problem with hard boiled eggs  ;)
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