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Farmer joke
« on: 12 August 2009, 21:34:42 »
A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D
« Last Edit: 12 August 2009, 21:35:15 by LJay »
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #1 on: 12 August 2009, 21:39:19 »
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D

Coat.... Exit..... ------>  ::) :P
« Last Edit: 12 August 2009, 21:39:45 by Welung666 »
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #2 on: 12 August 2009, 21:39:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #3 on: 12 August 2009, 21:42:28 »
Heard the one about the farmer who got an OBE for being outstanding in his field.



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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #4 on: 12 August 2009, 21:43:49 »
I was behind a magic tractor the other day.



It turned into a field  ;D
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #5 on: 12 August 2009, 21:45:43 »
Stop now please.
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #6 on: 12 August 2009, 22:06:49 »
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D

I wonder if this was the crop ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maYFrmzks3A[/media]

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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #7 on: 12 August 2009, 22:08:12 »
 :o :o :o :o
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #8 on: 12 August 2009, 22:08:23 »
Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE[/media]
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #9 on: 12 August 2009, 23:24:09 »
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Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....



 :o :o  Brilliant  :) :)
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #10 on: 13 August 2009, 10:23:17 »
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Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE[/media]

Yuk!!!!! ;D

Zulu, you need to get out more, is there anything you can't find a clip for? Hilarious! :y
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #11 on: 13 August 2009, 10:25:20 »
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D



Where is the field Ljay?? :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #12 on: 13 August 2009, 10:43:08 »
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Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE[/media]

Yuk!!!!! ;D

Zulu, you need to get out more, is there anything you can't find a clip for? Hilarious! :y


There is indeed Lj - peace of mind, but you're right I do need to get out more :D :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #13 on: 13 August 2009, 10:47:45 »
PSML out loud  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Farmer joke
« Reply #14 on: 13 August 2009, 10:51:17 »
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D



Where is the field Ljay?? :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That I'm afraid would be telling!!! ;D ;D ;D
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