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amigov6

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Gay joke.
« on: 13 August 2009, 22:13:29 »
A man walks into a bar & orders 3 double scotches. The barman sets them up & says "you must be troubled". "No sh*t " replies the man. "My son's just announced he's gay" & downs all 3. Next day the man walks in again & orders 6 double scotches. The barman sets them up, the man downs them & says "now my other son has told me he is gay". The man walks into the bar on the third night & orders 10 double scotches. By now the barmans proffesional etiquette has gone out the window & he says "FFS does no one in your family like p*ssy?"
    To which the man replies "yeah, my daughter"!!! ::)

  I'll get my coat on the way out. :D
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #1 on: 13 August 2009, 22:14:41 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #2 on: 13 August 2009, 22:29:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #3 on: 13 August 2009, 22:34:06 »
 :D :D :D :y
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #4 on: 13 August 2009, 22:37:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #5 on: 13 August 2009, 22:42:14 »
Genius. :y

Thats getting the rounds at work 2nite. :D
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #6 on: 13 August 2009, 22:48:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #7 on: 13 August 2009, 23:41:29 »
I have heard of this in real life :o

Mentioned by a lad at work that a petrol station he uses is sometimes ran by the children - and they are both the wrong way round so to speak :o :o

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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #8 on: 14 August 2009, 11:08:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #9 on: 14 August 2009, 11:27:31 »
Well hit me hard and call me Ronda :o
Good one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #10 on: 14 August 2009, 11:32:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D Excellent Guy!!

Just told it to my mate in the office and we're both pi$$ing ourselves laughing. :y
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Re: Gay joke.
« Reply #11 on: 14 August 2009, 11:52:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 14 August 2009, 12:00:40 »
 ;D ;D Haha yeah very good. A real knee slapper that one! ;D ::)
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