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Welung666

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Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« on: 12 August 2009, 22:08:12 »
Paddy stood by the bar getting pi55ed trying to work out why he's only got 3 brothers and his sister has 4...  :-X ::)
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Re: Another funny..... (no offence intended!!!)
« Reply #1 on: 12 August 2009, 22:09:34 »
 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another funny..... (no offence intended!!!)
« Reply #2 on: 12 August 2009, 22:11:16 »
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Paddy stood by the bar getting pi55ed trying to work out why he's only got 3 brothers and his sister has 4...  :-X ::)


took me a while but brill  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Welung666

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Re: Another funny..... (no offence intended!!!)
« Reply #3 on: 12 August 2009, 22:13:44 »
2 irish men parked their car, shut the door then realised they had locked the keys inside. Paddy says "We could get a coathanger and try to unlock it or prise the door open.". Mick said "Wel whatever we do, we'd better hurry, it's starting to rain and the tops still down.".  :-/ ::)
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #4 on: 12 August 2009, 22:20:03 »
2 Irish men, one digging a hole, the other filling it in. After 6 holes a woman asks "Why are you digging a hole and the other filling it in?". Paddy says "There's usually 3 of us but the one that plants the trees phoned in sick!"  :D
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #5 on: 12 August 2009, 22:20:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #6 on: 12 August 2009, 22:56:49 »
very good ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #7 on: 12 August 2009, 23:09:40 »
Great stuff [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #8 on: 12 August 2009, 23:20:50 »
How do you make an Irishman giddy?

Put him in a barrel and ask him to p1ss in a corner
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #9 on: 12 August 2009, 23:24:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #10 on: 13 August 2009, 12:07:03 »
Every one a winner!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #11 on: 14 August 2009, 10:07:52 »
no offence taken at the irish bit, but they still a bit dry...
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Welung666

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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #12 on: 14 August 2009, 11:48:06 »
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no offence taken at the irish bit, but they still a bit dry...

Sorry, I'll try harder  :-? :-/ ;D
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Re: Another funny.. (no offence intended to the Irish)
« Reply #13 on: 14 August 2009, 12:08:37 »
I thought they were rather good! ;D
Can't speak for my (Irish) housemate though but I'm sure she'd see the funny side too. ::) You know they make ruder jokes about us anyway!
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