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[Lizzie_Zoom]

How many of you have experienced highly embarrassing moments caused by our usually delighfull children?

With me it was down to my then 6 year old son, Lewis, and a vist by my husband's uncle, "Bert".  My husband's family always thought "Bert" was a fairly uninteresting kind of man, even refering to him as "boring".

Well, the uncle decided to visit us one afternoon, but Lewis managed to open the front door before we could get there ourselves. "It is boring Bert" he shouted out.  We all wanted to hide.  Funny afterwards, but at the time absolutely cringe makingly embarrassing!!

Oh, and Bert never visited again

[Richie London]

when tom was about 3, he climbed out of his buggy in tescos and vanished, my x went and told security who shut the store down closing the shutters and maning all fire exit doors. he was found 15 mins afterwards hiding in the bottom shelves behind the toilet rolls. 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

when tom was about 3, he climbed out of his buggy in tescos and vanished, my x went and told security who shut the store down closing the shutters and maning all fire exit doors. he was found 15 mins afterwards hiding in the bottom shelves behind the toilet rolls. 

Lovely

[LJay]

My brother asked my dad in a restaurant why the waiter was so ugly!
He had some kind of facial disfigurement. Poor man said it was ok, people had asked the same thing many times!

While in Keswick this year we used a supermarket called Booths! Our son struggled with the 'th' sound and resorted to calling it Boobs! Fine until he walked up to a complete stranger and asked her if she had seen boobs!
We were mortified and quickly explained, she was fine luckily!

We caught him weeing in one of the admins ponds too!!!!!

[Kevin Wood]

We caught him weeing in one of the admins ponds too!!!!!

Now that's taking the p... err. I'll get my coat, shall I?

 

Kevin

[STMO999]

How many of you have experienced highly embarrassing moments caused by our usually delighfull children?

With me it was down to my then 6 year old son, Lewis, and a vist by my husband's uncle, "Bert".  My husband's family always thought "Bert" was a fairly uninteresting kind of man, even refering to him as "boring".

Well, the uncle decided to visit us one afternoon, but Lewis managed to open the front door before we could get there ourselves. "It is boring Bert" he shouted out.  We all wanted to hide.  Funny afterwards, but at the time absolutely cringe makingly embarrassing!!

Oh, and Bert never visited again

My 23 year old, who's still in Liverpool,  threatened to set fire to a copper and his family. That was a bit embarrassing. Then he battered one of the witnesses to stop him giving evidence and finally got caught with 20 six foot cannabis plants in his loft. Little devil.
But I can see the funny side now. I'll tell him when I see him, in about 4 years

[sands]

stmo's story wins!!

[STMO999]

stmo's story wins!!

If only it were a story

[Kevin Wood]

So, me once pressing the "Stop" button on an escalator wasn't that bad after all.  :-?

Kevin

[Andy B]

So, me once pressing the "Stop" button on an escalator wasn't that bad after all.  :-?

Kevin

        

[Lizzie_Zoom]

  for everything above!

[Mr Skrunts]

Many years ago on a trip to my Grans in Consett.  My Gran asked my little brother what it said on his T shirt, at that very point my Dad whisked us all off to see my Autie Mavis a few villages away.

Any way when we got there Auntie asked what "No Wucking Forries" meant on his T Shirt.  He had just finshed the explanation as my Dad came down from the bathroom and walloped him one.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Many years ago on a trip to my Grans in Consett.  My Gran asked my little brother what it said on his T shirt, at that very point my Dad whisked us all off to see my Autie Mavis a few villages away.

Any way when we got there Auntie asked what "No Wucking Forries" meant on his T Shirt.  He had just finshed the explanation as my Dad came down from the bathroom and walloped him one.

Great!

[theolodian]

stmo's story wins!!

If only it were a story

Look on the bright side, at least he was past the age of criminal responsibility.  Otherwise, you get it in the neck.

Oh, the joys to come. 

[miggy]

How many of you have experienced highly embarrassing moments caused by our usually delighfull children?

With me it was down to my then 6 year old son, Lewis, and a vist by my husband's uncle, "Bert".  My husband's family always thought "Bert" was a fairly uninteresting kind of man, even refering to him as "boring".

Well, the uncle decided to visit us one afternoon, but Lewis managed to open the front door before we could get there ourselves. "It is boring Bert" he shouted out.  We all wanted to hide.  Funny afterwards, but at the time absolutely cringe makingly embarrassing!!

Oh, and Bert never visited again

My 23 year old, who's still in Liverpool,  threatened to set fire to a copper and his family. That was a bit embarrassing. Then he battered one of the witnesses to stop him giving evidence and finally got caught with 20 six foot cannabis plants in his loft. Little devil.
But I can see the funny side now. I'll tell him when I see him, in about 4 years

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  , sorry for laughing