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[STMO999]

How many of you have experienced highly embarrassing moments caused by our usually delighfull children?

With me it was down to my then 6 year old son, Lewis, and a vist by my husband's uncle, "Bert".  My husband's family always thought "Bert" was a fairly uninteresting kind of man, even refering to him as "boring".

Well, the uncle decided to visit us one afternoon, but Lewis managed to open the front door before we could get there ourselves. "It is boring Bert" he shouted out.  We all wanted to hide.  Funny afterwards, but at the time absolutely cringe makingly embarrassing!!

Oh, and Bert never visited again

My 23 year old, who's still in Liverpool,  threatened to set fire to a copper and his family. That was a bit embarrassing. Then he battered one of the witnesses to stop him giving evidence and finally got caught with 20 six foot cannabis plants in his loft. Little devil.
But I can see the funny side now. I'll tell him when I see him, in about 4 years

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  , sorry for laughing

Oh you've got to laugh Pete, you've got to laugh

[LJay]

How many of you have experienced highly embarrassing moments caused by our usually delighfull children?

With me it was down to my then 6 year old son, Lewis, and a vist by my husband's uncle, "Bert".  My husband's family always thought "Bert" was a fairly uninteresting kind of man, even refering to him as "boring".

Well, the uncle decided to visit us one afternoon, but Lewis managed to open the front door before we could get there ourselves. "It is boring Bert" he shouted out.  We all wanted to hide.  Funny afterwards, but at the time absolutely cringe makingly embarrassing!!

Oh, and Bert never visited again

My 23 year old, who's still in Liverpool,  threatened to set fire to a copper and his family. That was a bit embarrassing. Then he battered one of the witnesses to stop him giving evidence and finally got caught with 20 six foot cannabis plants in his loft. Little devil.
But I can see the funny side now. I'll tell him when I see him, in about 4 years

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  , sorry for laughing

Oh you've got to laugh Pete, you've got to laugh

Did he learn it all from you though Steve???

[goonv6]

Not embarrassing but I was in the services on the M40 at Northampton with Scott, my oldest, who was 5 at the time. We were in the toilets which were very busy. He was just tall enough to start using the urinals so was busy going away when he looked over at me and said very loudly, "Daddy, your willy is huge!" I looked over at all the other people in the room and just shrugged!

It also puts me in mind of the old story of the dad who walks in to the living room to be greeted by his 6 year old. "Daddy, what's love juice? she asks. In a cold sweat, he sits his daughter down and explains the birds and the bees. When finished, she has a look of utter horror on her face. To break the mood, he asks, "Anyhow, what were you watching on telly?" "Just the tennis" she replies...

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Not embarrassing but I was in the services on the M40 at Northampton with Scott, my oldest, who was 5 at the time. We were in the toilets which were very busy. He was just tall enough to start using the urinals so was busy going away when he looked over at me and said very loudly, "Daddy, your willy is huge!" I looked over at all the other people in the room and just shrugged!

It also puts me in mind of the old story of the dad who walks in to the living room to be greeted by his 6 year old. "Daddy, what's love juice? she asks. In a cold sweat, he sits his daughter down and explains the birds and the bees. When finished, she has a look of utter horror on her face. To break the mood, he asks, "Anyhow, what were you watching on telly?" "Just the tennis" she replies...

Tremendous (the incident not.....well you know what!)!!

[Ian_D]

I remember when I was a kid, me and my mum used to go shopping in town quite a bit.

Anyway, like usual we were in town shopping, and went into M&S for a turkey (it was for Christmas dinner) so the freezers were full of turkeys, of all sizes...

Of course, my mum goes over to the freezer that’s got the usual sized turkeys in to pick one. However I decided that I would go choose one too regardless... So I went straight down to the other freezers that had some MASSIVE turkeys in them! I managed to somehow pull one out of the freezer, and the dropped it on the floor  With this my mum turns round to see me trying to pick it up, but all I’m doing is sliding it further and further along the floor!   

Both my mum and me giggle about it now, however it wasn't a laughing matter at the time!

[albitz]

My youngest child woke me at noon today(night shift last night,went to bed at 8.30 a.m),"dad,can you get up so I can open my birthday presents please".









It,s his 25th birthday.

[STMO999]

My youngest child woke me at noon today(night shift last night,went to bed at 8.30 a.m),"dad,can you get up so I can open my birthday presents please".









It,s his 25th birthday.

Bless.

[Ian_D]

My youngest child woke me at noon today(night shift last night,went to bed at 8.30 a.m),"dad,can you get up so I can open my birthday presents please".









It,s his 25th birthday.

Bless.

[doog]

Many years ago on a trip to my Grans in Consett.  My Gran asked my little brother what it said on his T shirt, at that very point my Dad whisked us all off to see my Autie Mavis a few villages away.

Any way when we got there Auntie asked what "No Wucking Forries" meant on his T Shirt.  He had just finshed the explanation as my Dad came down from the bathroom and walloped him one.

classic
made me chuckle

Doug