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Re: noisy neighbours
« Reply #30 on: 22 August 2009, 21:04:55 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
If she's nice Ljay tell her I won't charge ;D

I'd have to charge you both I'm afraid ::)
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« Reply #31 on: 22 August 2009, 21:05:42 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)
;D ;D
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« Reply #32 on: 22 August 2009, 21:06:38 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath
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Re: noisy neighbours
« Reply #33 on: 22 August 2009, 21:06:56 »
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We can have an OOF Gang Bang party, I bet it will be more popular than a cambelt party, we could even make a how to DVD ;D

But women are seriously outnumbered!!!
Can't see TB selling that in the shop!!! ;D ;D ;D


Can't upset daz by setting you up with her!!! ;D ;D
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« Reply #34 on: 22 August 2009, 21:09:22 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #35 on: 22 August 2009, 21:10:31 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
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« Reply #36 on: 22 August 2009, 21:13:01 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #37 on: 22 August 2009, 21:14:34 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
;D ;D ;D

Best give my apologies to Mrs STMO then!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 22 August 2009, 21:15:48 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
;D ;D ;D

Best give my apologies to Mrs STMO then!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I'm afraid she's dead.
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« Reply #39 on: 22 August 2009, 21:18:29 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
;D ;D ;D

Best give my apologies to Mrs STMO then!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I'm afraid she's dead.

But, you just said you'd sent her upstairs!!!! :-/ :-/ ;D
She's probably waiting for you to join her! ;)
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« Reply #40 on: 22 August 2009, 21:20:30 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
;D ;D ;D

Best give my apologies to Mrs STMO then!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I'm afraid she's dead.

But, you just said you'd sent her upstairs!!!! :-/ :-/ ;D
She's probably waiting for you to join her! ;)

Erm...erm :-[ I'm a biggamist ;D
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« Reply #41 on: 22 August 2009, 21:22:12 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
;D ;D ;D

Best give my apologies to Mrs STMO then!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I'm afraid she's dead.

But, you just said you'd sent her upstairs!!!! :-/ :-/ ;D
She's probably waiting for you to join her! ;)

Erm...erm :-[ I'm a biggamist ;D


you know the penalty for bigamy......2 mothers in law  ;D
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« Reply #42 on: 22 August 2009, 21:22:21 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
;D ;D ;D

Best give my apologies to Mrs STMO then!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I'm afraid she's dead.

But, you just said you'd sent her upstairs!!!! :-/ :-/ ;D
She's probably waiting for you to join her! ;)

Erm...erm :-[ I'm a biggamist ;D

We'd expect no less from you!!! ;D
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« Reply #43 on: 22 August 2009, 21:23:23 »
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You dirty old bugger Pete. ;D
Pot, Kettle, black old boy ;D

Shes probably up for a 3 some (if the price is right), do you two want me to put in a good word????? ;) ;)
What about 4?

Dunno, shes got enough holes though!!! ;)

She must fill up really quick in the bath

Thats really caught your imagination! ;)
Did you ask your wife for a demo????? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah. I even held her head under to see if I could make her fill up quicker. ;D
;D ;D ;D

Best give my apologies to Mrs STMO then!!!! ;D ;D ;D

I'm afraid she's dead.

But, you just said you'd sent her upstairs!!!! :-/ :-/ ;D
She's probably waiting for you to join her! ;)

Erm...erm :-[ I'm a biggamist ;D


you know the penalty for bigamy......2 mothers in law  ;D

I've gone through    had   had to put up with three MIL's :(
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« Reply #44 on: 22 August 2009, 21:23:47 »
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you know the penalty for bigamy......2 mothers in law  ;D


 ;D ;D very good Jb :y
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