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Advice needed.
« on: 27 August 2009, 01:07:15 »
I've been noticing for quite a while that my wife has been receiving secret texts and mysterious calls. She's been going out to see her friends a lot more too. I'm not a jealous guy but my suspicion was aroused when she went to work the other day. I called her and they said that she was off sick. So, this evening, when she went out, I jumped in the Omega and followed her at a distance. She pulled up at the local park, so I drove a little further and got out and hid behind the front wing. She waited for a while and then a bloke who I know she works with showed up and hugged and kissed her. I looked down at my shoes and noticed that I was standing in a puddle of green water. I smelt it and I can't be sure but I think it was coming from the aircon pump. Do you think I could have a leak? How difficult is it to find and how much should I pay for a repair?
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #1 on: 27 August 2009, 01:09:38 »
I think you need to specify what topic you want advice on there chief!
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #2 on: 27 August 2009, 01:11:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #3 on: 27 August 2009, 01:13:47 »
Ah, right!

Advice on how to tell a joke then?


















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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #4 on: 27 August 2009, 01:15:55 »
Gotcha. Its an oldie but a goodie. Bit like me really! 8-)
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #5 on: 27 August 2009, 01:17:36 »
I will have my revenge!

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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #6 on: 27 August 2009, 01:19:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Loved that mate!!!! Great one  :y
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #7 on: 27 August 2009, 06:52:08 »
Excellent, I agree,an old but good one.  Not heard it for quite a while.   :y :y :y
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #8 on: 27 August 2009, 09:45:39 »
 ;D ;D has a bit of style about it all the same  :y :y
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #9 on: 27 August 2009, 09:59:45 »
thats one af saying I think my a/c is fuba [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #10 on: 27 August 2009, 10:15:38 »
It is the obvious male statement that their cars come before  "her indoors"! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :P :P

Don't worry, we already know the truth, as we can detect most things without words even be spoken!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #11 on: 27 August 2009, 11:14:16 »
Oh you mean the sixth sense you ladies have Lizzie  :D
God knows how they know what we are thinking before we do  :o
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #12 on: 27 August 2009, 11:23:26 »
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...... as we can detect most things without words even be spoken!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I wish we could :-?. How often have we been given the silent treatment without knowing why???  ::)  ::) We're supposed to just know .... for some reason.  :-/

 :y  :y  :y  :y  :y
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« Reply #13 on: 27 August 2009, 11:44:40 »
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Oh you mean the sixth sense you ladies have Lizzie  :D
God knows how they know what we are thinking before we do  :o

Yes, and it can be really scary at times!! :o :o :o :D :D ;)


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« Reply #14 on: 27 August 2009, 11:46:26 »
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...... as we can detect most things without words even be spoken!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I wish we could :-?. How often have we been given the silent treatment without knowing why???  ::)  ::) We're supposed to just know .... for some reason.  :-/

 :y  :y  :y  :y  :y

Because we know, that you know, what we know you know about and do not want us to know about!  Right! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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