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Richie London

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« on: 27 August 2009, 20:03:28 »

i got pulled over by the police earlier for not wearing my seatbelt. The smug idiot, lecturing away he was. So i stopped him by saying
"if i called you a prick! would you arrest me?"
he replied "absolutely, you would be under arrest for using threating or abusive language"
so i said "what if i just thought you were a prick! what then?"
he replied "if you just thought it, there is nothing i can do."
so i said "in that case i think your a prick...!"
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 27 August 2009, 20:04:48 »

 ;D ;D....I think :-/
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 27 August 2009, 22:20:31 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Loved that Richie  :y
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« Reply #3 on: 27 August 2009, 22:31:00 »

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i got pulled over by the police earlier for not wearing my seatbelt. The smug thingy, lecturing away he was. So i stopped him by saying
"if i called you a prick! would you arrest me?"
he replied "absolutely, you would be under arrest for using threating or abusive language"
so i said "what if i just thought you were a prick! what then?"
he replied "if you just thought it, there is nothing i can do."
so i said "in that case i think your a prick...!"



 ;D ;D ;D there's an holistic slant to that one Richie - very good :y :y
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