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« on: 21 October 2009, 20:49:38 »
A cowboy is sat having a drink in a saloon bar, out in the wild west.
The doors suddenly open and in walks a tramp who makes his way up to the bar.
"Whiskey please." Says the tramp.
"opps off out of here, I know you ain't got any money." Replies the barman.
Looking rather disappointed, he turns and heads for the door. The half pissed cowboy smiles and shouts over to him.
"Hey mate, I'll do you a deal. You take a sip out of that and I will buy you a drink." He said as he pointed to the spittoon bucket beside the door.
The tramp shrugs his shoulders and agrees. So he strides over. Everyone in the bar watches as he picks it up and takes a gulp...then another, and another. He continues to tip the bucket up downing more and more.
By this point people are starting to run out of the bar throwing up.
"Stop!" shouts the barman. "Your making us all feel sick."
Why are you still drinking it? I only said one sip! adds the cowboy.
He continues to gulp it down until it's empty, then wipes his mouth and places it back down.
Why did you drink it all.. I said just one sip! cried the cowboy.
The tramp turns to him and says.

I couldn't stop, it was all in one lump.

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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 21 October 2009, 20:51:29 »
eeewwww
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 21 October 2009, 20:51:35 »
Richie :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(             :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 21 October 2009, 20:53:19 »
better make this one a sticky  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 21 October 2009, 23:20:40 »
Nearly choked on my Whisky.........sic, but funny.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 21 October 2009, 23:29:42 »
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 21 October 2009, 23:37:06 »
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You have far too much time on your hands......... :D
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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: 22 October 2009, 05:54:46 »
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You have far too much time on your hands......... :D

Copy & paste?  :-/  ;)
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Re: joke
« Reply #8 on: 22 October 2009, 18:32:54 »
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Couldn't have put it better myself! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #9 on: 22 October 2009, 19:06:05 »
 :-?

 I was eating while I read this.. :P :P :P ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 22 October 2009, 20:28:29 »
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Couldn't have put it better myself! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Same here  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #11 on: 23 October 2009, 08:13:23 »
Where did you get that from?

They were telling that joke when I was at school.
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« Reply #12 on: 23 October 2009, 10:07:02 »
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Where did you get that from?

They were telling that joke when I was at school.

He has his lad living with him ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 23 October 2009, 12:32:38 »
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Where did you get that from?

They were telling that joke when I was at school.

He has his lad living with him ;)

hes going to stay with his mum for the weekend.  :)
i can relax this weekend as ive got sciatica again. total agony at the moment.  :'( :'(
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