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waspy

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Husband & Wife in Bed
« on: 22 October 2009, 19:40:14 »
Husband & wife in bed. The husband f@rts & says "one-nil".
The wife f@rts & says "one all".
The husband f@rts again & says "two-one".
The wife f@rts again & says "two all".
The husband f@rts & also follows through, the wife says "what the heck was that"? Husband replies "half time, swap sides".






It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #1 on: 22 October 2009, 19:43:29 »
nice one Pete
like it  :y :y :y :y :y :y

do you have to sleep on the wet side too :D :D :D
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #2 on: 22 October 2009, 19:47:45 »
Bloody Ace Pete ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 22 October 2009, 20:23:06 »
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #4 on: 22 October 2009, 20:24:52 »
Excellent Pete  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #5 on: 22 October 2009, 20:31:58 »
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 22 October 2009, 20:34:54 »
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Didn't have to find anything T, it's pre-school mate  ;)
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #7 on: 22 October 2009, 21:19:03 »
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Didn't have to find anything T, it's pre-school mate  ;)
indeed it is easy to bypass.  but its rather childish to keep doing it - it ain't big and it ain't clever
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #8 on: 22 October 2009, 21:22:55 »
Agreed,but, it is a fairly innoccuos word imo,not worth filtering. ;)
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #9 on: 22 October 2009, 21:25:42 »
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Agreed,but, it is a fairly inoccuos word imo,not worth filtering. ;)
I do concur - we are redoing all the word filter, so its mostly on the software default.
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #10 on: 22 October 2009, 21:30:40 »
Are you going to change loo- knee back to bog roll while your there ? :y ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 22 October 2009, 21:31:48 »
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Didn't have to find anything T, it's pre-school mate  ;)
indeed it is easy to bypass.  but its rather childish to keep doing it - it ain't big and it ain't clever
I didn't have to bypass anything J, it's right there in front of you if you look.

As Albs said though, kind of pointless filtering words that are in everyday use really.
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #12 on: 22 October 2009, 21:34:22 »
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Didn't have to find anything T, it's pre-school mate  ;)
indeed it is easy to bypass.  but its rather childish to keep doing it - it ain't big and it ain't clever
I didn't have to bypass anything J, it's right there in front of you if you look.

As Albs said though, kind of pointless filtering words that are in everyday use really.
I know exactly how you did it. The fact remains, was their any need to?


I know that particular word is hardly the word or satan, but the principal remains.
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #13 on: 22 October 2009, 21:52:26 »
This thread was suppose to bring a chuckle to peoples lives. I see it's also gone the wrong way >:(
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Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
« Reply #14 on: 22 October 2009, 22:10:05 »
Never mind Pete I liked your joke  ;)
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