Forgetting the usual idiots I have to deal with day in day out, todays list of people sent to piss me off include:
o2 - morons cut my phone off. They sent me an email a week ago, but to an email address they made up for me on o2.co.uk. Knowing I wouldn't know the details of this, they emailed me the email details to that email address. Tossers.
Dabs - Brand new bit of kit is faulty. They won't swap it, it has to go back to them, they test, then send out replacement. 7-10 days. Pillocks.
HP - Proliant server has a suspected hardware fault. I had the serial number, but stupid bint wanted Product ID. She said they were 24/7 so could take details any time tonight. Get home, phone up HP, spoke to someone else, sadly she couldn't speak English, so promptly hung up after I gave her some details. Called up again, and the bloke said I was only allowed to report this server fault between 8 and 5.