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[feeutfo]

6 REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN.......

1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22;

2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it;

3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo;

4. Guns function normally everyday;

5. A Gun doesnt mind if you go to sleep after you use it;

And the best one........

6. YOU CAN BUY A rather SILENCER FOR A GUN!

[tunnie]

7. Guns are cheaper

[cem_devecioglu]

they dont disturb you when oofing

[Ghost]

I like it [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

[Ziad]

Very very nice Chris  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

EDIT:
smiley smiley = evil smiley! where the heck is it??

[Stevie-blunder]

All very true 

[PhilRich]

And a gun likes to be well oiled just as much as it's owner

[feeutfo]

yeah, crap joke, has several points missing as you've pointed out


I actually do love guns, and they aint bloody cheap last i looked. Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked. Found out i was quite good at clay pigeon shooting and looked into it.....briefly


Must say though, in case she reads this, Mrs G is not expensive to run as she is in financial services...

[mantahatch]

Hmmm just a thought, we where having a discussion the other day in the pub, as you do. And I stated that no gun has ever killed anyone ever, and challenged my fellow drinkers to prove me wrong, they could not.

Can you ?

[KillerWatt]

Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked.

£5 for a box of 25, obviously gets cheaper if you buy more.

[KillerWatt]

Hmmm just a thought, we where having a discussion the other day in the pub, as you do. And I stated that no gun has ever killed anyone ever, and challenged my fellow drinkers to prove me wrong, they could not.

Can you ?

Just like the car, it's not the gun that kills.
The behaviour/safety of any inanimate object is decided strictly by whoever is in charge of it at the time.

[feeutfo]

Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked.

£5 for a box of 25, obviously gets cheaper if you buy more.

Not too bad then, must have been in my younger days when i was earning bog all money.

[Stevie-blunder]

Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked.

£5 for a box of 25, obviously gets cheaper if you buy more.

I pay £35 for 250 for Shotgun cartridges and £28 for 1000 .22 bullets 

[Mr Skrunts]

Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked.

£5 for a box of 25, obviously gets cheaper if you buy more.

I pay £35 for 250 for Shotgun cartridges and £28 for 1000 .22 bullets 

I havent used .22 since I was 15.  Had the chance of an evenening shoot with the south yorkshire champ at the time.

Would love to find out some more info.