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Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« on: 03 November 2009, 21:20:47 »
Anne Summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy. It explores the clitoris and the G spot and even shows the male where they are.
Tw*tnav will be in the shops by christmas! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #1 on: 03 November 2009, 21:26:25 »
Whats a clitoris.  :question
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #2 on: 03 November 2009, 21:34:45 »
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Anne Summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy. It explores the clitoris and the G spot and even shows the male where they are.
Tw*tnav will be in the shops by christmas! ;D ;D ;D




and if you enter the wrong tunnel will it SCREAM

make a u turn make a u turn now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #3 on: 03 November 2009, 21:53:15 »
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Anne Summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy. It explores the clitoris and the G spot and even shows the male where they are.
Tw*tnav will be in the shops by christmas! ;D ;D ;D




and if you enter the wrong tunnel will it SCREAM

make a u turn make a u turn now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Nah! this is the upmarket 'go anywhere'  version, in that event it soothingly says....'This is a speed restricted area, please take your time'  ;D ;D
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #4 on: 03 November 2009, 22:15:44 »
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Anne Summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy. It explores the clitoris and the G spot and even shows the male where they are.
Tw*tnav will be in the shops by christmas! ;D ;D ;D




and if you enter the wrong tunnel will it SCREAM

make a u turn make a u turn now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Nah! this is the upmarket 'go anywhere'  version, in that event it soothingly says....'This is a speed restricted area, please take your time'  ;D ;D


P M S L :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #5 on: 03 November 2009, 22:53:04 »
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Whats a clitoris.  :question

.......A........CHP........is quite common amongst....some young women these days.
I like them. :y :y :y
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #6 on: 04 November 2009, 00:30:32 »
It may send you the wrong way entirely, and you could end up in all manner of sh*t :D
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #7 on: 04 November 2009, 00:32:18 »
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It may send you the wrong way entirely, and you could end up in all manner of sh*t :D
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #8 on: 04 November 2009, 07:55:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Love this thread :y :y
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #9 on: 04 November 2009, 10:04:42 »
naughty thread ;D
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #10 on: 04 November 2009, 10:34:27 »
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Whats a clitoris.  :question

.......A........CHP........is quite common amongst....some young women these days.
I like them. :y :y :y


Just seen one on youtube.  :-/  What purpose do they serve then.  :-/
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« Reply #11 on: 04 November 2009, 11:22:53 »
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Whats a clitoris.  :question

.......A........CHP........is quite common amongst....some young women these days.
I like them. :y :y :y


Just seen one on youtube.  :-/  What purpose do they serve then.  :-/

I have a female friend....... who has recently had this done......
Apparently.....it heightens female sexual arousal significantly.......far more intense orgasm can be achieved......so I have been informed. :o :o :o :o
I have asked her .......to show it to me.....but have met with a resounding ...NO....WAY.... :'( :'(
Women these days are so rude and impolite. ::) ::) :y
 
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Re: Anne summers satnav....tad naughty
« Reply #12 on: 04 November 2009, 11:35:56 »
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Whats a clitoris.  :question

.......A........CHP........is quite common amongst....some young women these days.
I like them. :y :y :y

Oh, you mean combined heat and power? ;) A more environmentally friendly way to power your Rampant Rabbit perhaps? :D

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