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Hannah Judes Dad

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« on: 11 November 2009, 14:46:49 »
Nike have invented a new pair of trainers for lesbians,they are called Nikes for Dykes.They have a 50% longer tongue and you can get them off with one finger.
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Re: New trainers
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Re: New trainers
« Reply #2 on: 12 November 2009, 20:45:03 »
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Ignore him, he's probably having an 'off day' ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 12 November 2009, 20:50:44 »
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Ignore him, he's probably having an 'off day' ;)
Ain't an off day at all Phil, the other half bats for both sides and she comes out with much better than that.
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« Reply #4 on: 12 November 2009, 20:51:27 »
I suppose having an off day is better than having an on day.
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« Reply #5 on: 12 November 2009, 21:47:56 »
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Ignore him, he's probably having an 'off day' ;)
Ain't an off day at all Phil, the other half bats for both sides and she comes out with much better than that.

You and your wife/partner sound like a very interesting and intriguing couple.   :y :y
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« Reply #6 on: 12 November 2009, 21:56:00 »
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You and your wife/partner sound like a very interesting and intriguing couple.   :y :y
Given what I was doing when I met her, and taking in to account who her father is, it's a wonder we made it past the 3 month stage, let alone 15+ years  ;)
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