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STMO999

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Mother superior.......
« on: 15 November 2009, 12:48:21 »

.....was addressing all of the nuns at lunch. "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent". An old nun at the back pipes up "I hope it's better than that rather chardonnay we had last week".
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« Reply #1 on: 15 November 2009, 13:11:02 »

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.....was addressing all of the nuns at lunch. "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent". An old nun at the back pipes up "I hope it's better than that rather chardonnay we had last week".

Priceless! Best joke I've read in ages.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 15 November 2009, 13:18:51 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Mother superior.......
« Reply #3 on: 15 November 2009, 16:36:44 »

Nice one mate  :y :y  pmsl  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mother superior.......
« Reply #4 on: 15 November 2009, 16:52:21 »

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.....was addressing all of the nuns at lunch. "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent". An old nun at the back pipes up "I hope it's better than that rather chardonnay we had last week".


....is that what you call a "Blue Nun"  joke....
.......Blue Nun.......wine......get it....... ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Mother superior.......
« Reply #5 on: 15 November 2009, 19:06:37 »

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.....was addressing all of the nuns at lunch. "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent". An old nun at the back pipes up "I hope it's better than that rather chardonnay we had last week".

Brilliant :y old habits drink die hard!  ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #6 on: 15 November 2009, 21:24:15 »

 ;D ;D a wee bit of quality there  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Mother superior.......
« Reply #7 on: 15 November 2009, 21:33:04 »

Nice one............ ;D ;D ;D
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