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[Richie London]

A man in an office has wanted to shag the bosses accountant ever since he saw here, The problem is she already has a Boyfriend, so he comes up with a plan

He goes up to her and says "I will pay you £1000 if you have sex with me, I'll throw it on the floor and you pick it up while I do the bussness"
Worried, The girl consults her Boyfriend, He says "Pick the money up as fast as you can so it doesnt last long"
So the girls go off

6 hours later the Girl comes back staggering through where her boyfriend is waiting
"What the hell happened?! are you o.k?!"
"ok?i can barely rather walk, the bstrd  used 1 pence pieces"
 

[Proz]

 

[Richie London]

katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

[Proz]

katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

ROFL ..... thats terrible 

[Richie London]

katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

ROFL ..... thats terrible 

thats what i said when i was told it. 

[davethediver]

katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

Thats quality 

[PhilRich]

Great stuff Rich, as always mate

[Stevie-blunder]

Nice ones Rich  Keep them coming 

[jonnycool]

Excellent stuff