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Poor pussy
« on: 17 March 2007, 15:36:51 »
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #1 on: 17 March 2007, 15:40:10 »
Have heard about the chav's de-catting but that is ridiculous. :'( :'(
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #2 on: 17 March 2007, 15:45:07 »
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Come on guys. Make with the cat jokes
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #3 on: 17 March 2007, 15:50:48 »
Puts a new angle on the often used phrase ' F##ked Cat'. ;D
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #4 on: 17 March 2007, 16:03:26 »
Bet that took up a few of its nine lives.
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #5 on: 17 March 2007, 19:28:37 »
Come on we will have to claw back a few more. ;D ;D
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #6 on: 17 March 2007, 19:28:49 »
it dont say wot snapped cat or belt however,is mg short for moggy gutted or mgf mean moggy got fu***d, needless to say damage to this engine could be CATastrophic,it may need an inspection by a man hoo can to ensure it could be restored to PURRfect condition. He lives in London bet its CATford,not only that i heard it got damaged driving driving over cats eyes & if he dont live in CATford i bet its PURRley. Heard him drive it MMMEEEEEEOOOOOWW. Still at the end of the day 8 out of 10 mg owners said their cats prefURED it. Gonna leave the stella alone now,being WHISKed off somewhere nice, nite  peeps PUURRfect, HIC,HIC  :D :D
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #7 on: 17 March 2007, 19:47:38 »
message him asking if any of the cat's parts were salvageable as yours needs a kidney or new leg or something  ;D
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #8 on: 17 March 2007, 20:01:36 »
I bet that car purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss like a kitten :o
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #9 on: 17 March 2007, 20:10:22 »
Seriously though........How would the cambelt get chucked off by a foriegn body,cat or whatever. I can understand the other drivebelts getting effected but all the cars i've had have had cambelt covers ! No pussy would have got near them.
I think the cat story is to throw people off the real cause of the failure.
All smells a bit fishy to me. :
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #10 on: 17 March 2007, 20:16:48 »
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Seriously though........How would the cambelt get chucked off by a foriegn body,cat or whatever. I can understand the other drivebelts getting effected but all the cars i've had have had cambelt covers ! No pussy would have got near them.
I think the cat story is to throw people off the real cause of the failure.
All smells a bit fishy to me. :
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Yeah, I thouhjt it sounded a bit unlikely, until I read the bit about "I have managed to remove most of the fur........" YUK!
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #11 on: 17 March 2007, 21:30:52 »
could make an intresting project but bing the v6....

one hell of a cambelt job that one  :-/
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #12 on: 17 March 2007, 21:34:24 »
Wonder if his insurance had a claws excluding damage by cat. ;D
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #13 on: 17 March 2007, 22:50:55 »
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Seriously though........How would the cambelt get chucked off by a foriegn body,cat or whatever. I can understand the other drivebelts getting effected but all the cars i've had have had cambelt covers ! No pussy would have got near them.
I think the cat story is to throw people off the real cause of the failure.
All smells a bit fishy to me. :
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I wonder if it was a Siamese or just an Old Moggy, Miggy or Meega?
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Re: Poor pussy
« Reply #14 on: 18 March 2007, 04:53:15 »
Shurely we cam do better than this. ::)
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