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Hannah Judes Dad

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Sexist Jokes
« on: 30 November 2009, 12:59:19 »
What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.   How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.
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« Reply #1 on: 30 November 2009, 13:13:21 »
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What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.   How do you turn an elephant into a fox? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.

I don't get that one??? :-? :-? ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 30 November 2009, 13:20:01 »
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What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.   How do you turn an elephant into a fox? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.

I don't get that one??? :-? :-? ;D

Wrong way round I think ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 30 November 2009, 13:20:06 »
My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out. [smiley=dankk2.gif]
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« Reply #4 on: 30 November 2009, 13:21:27 »
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My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.

Hilarious!!! Thought I was being thick!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 30 November 2009, 13:21:35 »
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My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.
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« Reply #6 on: 30 November 2009, 14:43:02 »
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My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.

Hilarious!!! Thought I was being thick, as usual!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #7 on: 30 November 2009, 18:14:10 »
short and sweet [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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