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Little Johnnie joke
« on: 04 December 2009, 01:32:05 »
 
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be fu*ked if he needed glasses".

« Last Edit: 04 December 2009, 01:32:29 by dbug »
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Re: Little Johnnie joke
« Reply #1 on: 04 December 2009, 02:57:45 »
PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little Johnnie joke
« Reply #2 on: 04 December 2009, 06:35:40 »
Always rely on Little Jonnie ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little Johnnie joke
« Reply #3 on: 04 December 2009, 14:03:16 »
oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little Johnnie joke
« Reply #4 on: 04 December 2009, 18:37:07 »
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oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


And me  :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little Johnnie joke
« Reply #5 on: 04 December 2009, 19:47:10 »
very good  :D :D :D
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Re: Little Johnnie joke
« Reply #6 on: 05 December 2009, 14:47:09 »
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oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're welcome mate - where do you think I got it from  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 05 December 2009, 14:49:49 »
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oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're welcome mate - where do you think I got it from  ;)
The Equal Opportunities website?  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 05 December 2009, 15:53:35 »
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oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're welcome mate - where do you think I got it from  ;)
The Equal Opportunities website?  ;D



Earrrrrrrrrrrrr  thats bloody funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 05 December 2009, 20:24:58 »
fantanstic you can always rely on little jonnie  :y
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Re: Little Johnnie joke
« Reply #10 on: 05 December 2009, 21:56:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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