Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome to OOF

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Irish diet  (Read 668 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

dbug

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Northants
  • Posts: 14279
  • Dont knock Linux!
    • Jaguar XJ 5.0V8 Portfolio
    • View Profile
    • Dbug IT Services
Irish diet
« on: 05 December 2009, 16:39:35 »
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
 
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
 
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
 
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
 
The Irishman nodded..'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
 
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
 
'No it was all that f***ing skipping.
Logged
1972 Ferrari Dino, 1967 Triumph TR4A, Mondeo 2.0TDCi Estate, Jaguar XJ 5.0V8 Portfolio

Stevie-blunder

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Wolverhampton
  • Posts: 1213
    • View Profile
Re: Irish diet
« Reply #1 on: 05 December 2009, 21:36:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D yet another for the pub  :y :y
Logged

Tony H

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • liverpool
  • Posts: 4940
  • Black Elites are luurvley
    • View Profile
Re: Irish diet
« Reply #2 on: 06 December 2009, 10:09:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Be aware of mole holes be very aware!

Omegadoha, Desert Member

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Doha, Qatar
  • Posts: 1347
    • View Profile
Re: Irish diet
« Reply #3 on: 06 December 2009, 10:35:00 »
 ;D ;D
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.378 seconds with 21 queries.