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just when you thought it was safe.....
« on: 06 December 2009, 00:04:35 »
The bloody jehovahs witnesses knock on the cabin door wanting to talk to you about god!!! I thought i was bleeding safe at work!!! :o ::) ;D ;D
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #1 on: 06 December 2009, 00:30:29 »
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The bloody jehovahs witnesses knock on the cabin door wanting to talk to you about god!!! I thought i was bleeding safe at work!!! :o ::) ;D ;D

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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #2 on: 06 December 2009, 01:21:29 »
Ask them who made the dinosaurs as they don't feature in any religion as far as i know but we can't deny thier existance.
    That'll break 'em! 8-)
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #3 on: 06 December 2009, 10:46:37 »
My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 06 December 2009, 10:51:04 »
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My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D

Are you allowed to say that !!  ::)

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #5 on: 06 December 2009, 11:37:59 »
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Ask them who made the dinosaurs as they don't feature in any religion as far as i know but we can't deny thier existance.
    That'll break 'em! 8-)

According to goolgle, dinosaurs were created by the CIA to discourage time travel ;D ;D
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #6 on: 06 December 2009, 11:40:54 »
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My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D

Are you allowed to say that !!  ::)

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #7 on: 06 December 2009, 11:57:17 »
The Jehovas' now beleive I'm Jewish since I asked them if they had come to thank me for crucifying Jesus, after all unless 'we' had done that they'd have no one to worship. ( they left rather quickly)
The Mormons think I'm a Muslim when I quoted a couple of lines from the Koran that I learned back in 1966
Neither bother me these days, they walk past my house & annoy others in the lane instead.
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #8 on: 06 December 2009, 12:21:16 »
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My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D

Are you allowed to say that !!  ::)

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;)

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak  ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 06 December 2009, 12:46:01 »
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My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D

Are you allowed to say that !!  ::)

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;)

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak  ::)
.......agreed Guffer.....The mighty Debs ...the OOF Einstein......Rumour has it ....she can restart a dead planet with pure intellect alone... ::) ::) ;)...anyone seen Forbidden Planet?....... :y :y
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #10 on: 06 December 2009, 14:47:30 »
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My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D

Are you allowed to say that !!  ::)

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;)

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak  ::)
Klingon maybe. ;D
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #11 on: 06 December 2009, 14:59:03 »
I remember a friend of mine asking about the 10 commandments, stopped on the one about adultery and asked some questions about Jesus' dad and Mary's husband.
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« Reply #12 on: 06 December 2009, 16:30:04 »
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My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D

Are you allowed to say that !!  ::)

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;)

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak  ::)
Klingon maybe. ;D

 Debs is fluent in Romulan.......I understand. ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 06 December 2009, 17:13:25 »
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.....When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

Zut alors!..... ::)

Les Adventistes du septième jour ont été ici hier et je me suis tournée vers eux! ;D
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
« Reply #14 on: 06 December 2009, 17:40:29 »
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.....When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

Zut alors!..... ::)

Les Adventistes du septième jour ont été ici hier et je me suis tournée vers eux! ;D

....nobody likes a show off ...Debs..... ::) ;)
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