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Christmas Tree
« on: 07 December 2009, 18:06:26 »
Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'
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« Reply #1 on: 07 December 2009, 18:12:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #2 on: 07 December 2009, 18:14:24 »
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Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'


If you had, would it have been a fir..st? :D ;D ;) :y
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #3 on: 07 December 2009, 18:31:45 »
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Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'


If you had, would it have been a fir..st? :D ;D ;) :y

I wasn't sure until I has a word with the branch manager
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« Reply #4 on: 07 December 2009, 18:34:09 »
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Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'


If you had, would it have been a fir..st? :D ;D ;) :y

I wasn't sure until I has a word with the branch manager


did he give you the needle?
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #5 on: 07 December 2009, 18:35:03 »
so did you get the...needle with him?
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #6 on: 07 December 2009, 18:36:06 »
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so did you get the...needle with him?
posted at same time.....great minds.......
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #7 on: 07 December 2009, 18:52:20 »
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so did you get the...needle with him?

Well he was stumped for a while
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #8 on: 07 December 2009, 19:03:38 »
 ;D ;D ;D just "twigged" that one  :y
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #9 on: 07 December 2009, 19:07:04 »
Thankfully he didn't pine for me
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« Reply #10 on: 07 December 2009, 19:10:15 »
so if yer did how could yer tell the age of the tree,somebody would have to count yer ring :D
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #11 on: 07 December 2009, 19:13:03 »
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so if yer did how could yer tell the age of the tree,somebody would have to count yer ring :D

Why do you think I told the assistant I was going to put it up in my front room,I knew someone would try to look where they shouldn't.
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« Reply #12 on: 07 December 2009, 20:29:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one

You'll be laying a log after wards :D
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #13 on: 07 December 2009, 22:19:46 »
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so did you get the...needle with him?
posted at same time.....great minds.......


no you just copied go on admit it you will feel better
dont worry im not GREEN with envy :y
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Re: Christmas Tree
« Reply #14 on: 07 December 2009, 22:29:30 »
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so did you get the...needle with him?
posted at same time.....great minds.......


no you just copied go on admit it you will feel better
dont worry im not GREEN with envy :y

special branch might get involed :y
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