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Any ideas please?
« on: 19 December 2009, 19:29:59 »
I just went to the kitchen, stood there wondering what i went there for, gave up & sat back here at my desk. Still can't remember now.
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« Reply #1 on: 19 December 2009, 19:30:53 »
I would book myself into a nice residential home :y
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« Reply #2 on: 19 December 2009, 19:34:17 »
it's easy to sort out- keep the wine and beer in the kitchen - but then decisions- which did you go there for?
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« Reply #3 on: 19 December 2009, 19:38:40 »
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I just went to the kitchen, stood there wondering what i went there for, gave up & sat back here at my desk. Still can't remember now.
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« Reply #4 on: 19 December 2009, 19:40:19 »
Errm I was going to reply to this post but I have forgotten what I was going to say ::)
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« Reply #5 on: 19 December 2009, 19:45:51 »
What post???????
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« Reply #6 on: 19 December 2009, 19:48:44 »
Who ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 19 December 2009, 19:49:02 »
Looking for your book on Althzimers?
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« Reply #8 on: 19 December 2009, 19:51:36 »
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Looking for your book on Althzimers?

Jimbob while you are in there looks like you need to find your spelling book too lol

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« Reply #9 on: 19 December 2009, 19:51:41 »
Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No.
break it, I'll do it later.
It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :(
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« Reply #10 on: 19 December 2009, 19:51:44 »
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That's a province of Poland................ Isn't it? ::)
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« Reply #11 on: 19 December 2009, 19:53:02 »
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Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No.
break it, I'll do it later.
It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :(
Sounds about right Steve :P
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« Reply #12 on: 19 December 2009, 19:54:59 »
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Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No.
break it, I'll do it later.
It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :(
Sounds about right Steve :P


No. I mean. For a while I was genuinely worried. But WTF, I am 108.
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« Reply #13 on: 19 December 2009, 20:00:06 »
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Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No.
break it, I'll do it later.
It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :(
Sounds about right Steve :P


No. I mean. For a while I was genuinely worried. But WTF, I am 108.
I take it your talking about your age and not your I.Q?
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« Reply #14 on: 19 December 2009, 20:01:22 »
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Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No.
break it, I'll do it later.
It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :(
Sounds about right Steve :P


No. I mean. For a while I was genuinely worried. But WTF, I am 108.
I take it your talking about your age and not your I.Q?


My age of course. My intelligence quotient is off the scale, as you well know.







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