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how many know what a.....
« on: 20 December 2009, 10:57:07 »
hygiene engineer is???
i must admit i pi$$ed myself when i found out what it was.
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« Reply #1 on: 20 December 2009, 11:00:21 »
ummm....public toilet cleaner?  :-/
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« Reply #2 on: 20 December 2009, 11:00:43 »
 :o :-?

whats that ?
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« Reply #3 on: 20 December 2009, 11:07:38 »
and don't forget the Erection Technician! ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 20 December 2009, 11:29:17 »
Pass  :-? :-? :-? :-? :-?
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« Reply #5 on: 20 December 2009, 11:36:49 »
someone who washers the dishes in a cafe or restaurant.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 20 December 2009, 11:41:12 »
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and don't forget the Erection Technician! ;)

A mate of mine was a tax man, was telling of a female esort that came in with her chartered accountant over her earnings for for the escort work and claiming Tax "Relief".

Her company name was Erection and Demolishion Experts
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« Reply #7 on: 20 December 2009, 12:50:43 »
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and don't forget the Erection Technician! ;)

A mate of mine was a tax man, was telling of a female esort that came in with her chartered accountant over her earnings for for the escort work and claiming Tax "Relief".

Her company name was Erection and Demolision Experts
So she couldn't spell as well as do a tax return!
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« Reply #8 on: 20 December 2009, 12:54:54 »
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hygiene engineer is???
i must admit i pi$$ed myself when i found out what it was.


Easy hygene - means to do with diseas prevention
Engineer - they design or build things

I reckon either a toilet designer, or a chemical engineer working with disinfectants
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« Reply #9 on: 20 December 2009, 12:59:52 »
Everyone thinks they're a rather engineer these days.  ::)

Well, I've just self-diagnosed a hangover, prescribed myself some paracetamol and administered it. So I Guess I can call myself a Doctor... and a nurse. :-X

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« Reply #10 on: 20 December 2009, 14:54:25 »
When you fill your car up with petrol - remember you're a Petroleum Transfer Engineer.
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« Reply #11 on: 20 December 2009, 17:36:20 »
Hey ... I'm a Domestic Hygiene Engineer Technician !
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« Reply #12 on: 20 December 2009, 18:33:17 »
Perhaps I'm a Leisure Engineer - I'm unemployed :(
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« Reply #13 on: 20 December 2009, 18:44:49 »
I'm a urine extraction unit.
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