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Joke
« on: 20 December 2009, 21:17:18 »
As I sat in the living room my 5 year old shouted at me from the back door.

"I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

Again, he shouted back.

"I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

"Dad, I've got dog poo all over my shoes."
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 20 December 2009, 22:10:09 »
Excellent!!! :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 20 December 2009, 22:11:08 »
Very good  ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 20 December 2009, 22:26:54 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 20 December 2009, 22:29:37 »
 :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 21 December 2009, 01:04:41 »
Like that one  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 21 December 2009, 03:50:05 »
This one is probably true  ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: 21 December 2009, 07:15:12 »
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #8 on: 21 December 2009, 09:21:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #9 on: 21 December 2009, 10:25:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: 21 December 2009, 14:58:48 »
Real Life situations are always the funniest ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #11 on: 21 December 2009, 15:41:54 »
 ;D ;D very good M :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #12 on: 21 December 2009, 15:56:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D Gooden  :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #13 on: 21 December 2009, 15:58:05 »
Excellent, ROFL :y
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