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Trucker(NWS)
« on: 19 January 2010, 21:16:30 »
A trucker was driving over a bridge and he sees an attractive blonde about to jump off.
'What are you doing?!!' he says.
'I'm committing suicide' she sobs
'Well why not give me oral sex' says the trucker. 'What have you got to lose?'
So she agrees, and gives him a true knee-trembler.
'Wow, that's a wasted talent! So why are you trying to kill yourself anyway?' says the trucker

'....my parents hate me dressing up as a girl...'
« Last Edit: 19 January 2010, 21:18:55 by jmdavies »
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Re: Trucker(NWS)
« Reply #1 on: 19 January 2010, 21:17:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Trucker(NWS)
« Reply #2 on: 19 January 2010, 21:17:44 »
 :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Trucker(NWS)
« Reply #3 on: 19 January 2010, 21:20:08 »
 ;D ouch lol  ;D
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Re: Trucker(NWS)
« Reply #4 on: 19 January 2010, 21:28:35 »
Helloooo :-*  ;D ;D ;D ;D very good JC :y
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« Reply #5 on: 19 January 2010, 21:29:40 »
Tee Hee ;D
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Re: Trucker(NWS)
« Reply #6 on: 19 January 2010, 22:22:50 »
PMSL.   ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Trucker(NWS)
« Reply #7 on: 19 January 2010, 22:28:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 19 January 2010, 23:38:57 »
rofl ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Trucker(NWS)
« Reply #9 on: 19 January 2010, 23:56:06 »
Cringe....i feel a tad unwell!!!! ::)
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