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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #15 on: 19 January 2010, 16:00:22 »
wonder if any of the female members will be contributing to these 2 threads. i do hope so  :)
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« Reply #16 on: 19 January 2010, 16:00:40 »
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Touched a nerve there. ;D


Not at all Steve, I was expecting it all to get totally ribbed. you must have had a nap.


No mate. I actually have to go outdoors now and again. ;D

But I'm back now, so watch it. ::)

Still using the outside lav there STOM ;D
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Re: Yet Anoother Thread to Brag In
« Reply #17 on: 19 January 2010, 16:04:10 »
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict.  ;) :P

You can think all you want.

I dont deny liking to look at well blessed  ladies, I hate the crude sort of pictures as I feel women are degrading them selves. 

I have never made the 1st move on a girl and maybe this was why I was a late starter, Dont do one night stands, if I couldnt respect them after wards then I wouldnt do anything in the first place.

You may well have an impression of me, but I very much doubt it is the same as you would be expecting of me.  As for sex addict, I can enjoy when I can but dont go looking for it though.   :y


I was just teasing..... :-[ ;)
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« Reply #18 on: 19 January 2010, 16:06:05 »
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Touched a nerve there. ;D


Not at all Steve, I was expecting it all to get totally ribbed. you must have had a nap.


No mate. I actually have to go outdoors now and again. ;D

But I'm back now, so watch it. ::)

Still using the outside lav there STOM ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D Like it. Silly old Skruntie. ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Yet Anoother Thread to Brag In
« Reply #19 on: 19 January 2010, 16:52:11 »
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict.  ;) :P

You can think all you want.

I dont deny liking to look at well blessed  ladies, I hate the crude sort of pictures as I feel women are degrading them selves. 

I have never made the 1st move on a girl and maybe this was why I was a late starter, Dont do one night stands, if I couldnt respect them after wards then I wouldnt do anything in the first place.

You may well have an impression of me, but I very much doubt it is the same as you would be expecting of me.  As for sex addict, I can enjoy when I can but dont go looking for it though.   :y

......highly commendable Skruntie.....you are a man of high moral fibre........won't help you get laid though... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #20 on: 19 January 2010, 17:03:07 »
Dont need help matey.

Got a Girlfriend of 18 years or more causing me aggro locally, an ex who found out I was in hospital and is wanting a catch up, Another ex (my 1st) emailing me daily wanting to catch up.

Then there is a lady in St Neots that has been saving up favours for me for helping with various things over the years, she is wanting to meet up and pay me in kind (What ever that means)

Plus I have a sexy blond single (Woman) neighber that has taken it upon herself to visit me most days of the week.

One or a few options in that list optimal

Plus just remembered, I found a phone number I had lost for amarried.........   wont bother explaining that one.  ::)

The question is, was I daft never to have got married... ::) :P
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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #21 on: 19 January 2010, 17:05:26 »
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Dont need help matey.

Got a Girlfriend of 18 years or more causing me aggro locally, an ex who found out I was in hospital and is wanting a catch up, Another ex (my 1st) emailing me daily wanting to catch up.

Then there is a lady in St Neots that has been saving up favours for me for helping with various things over the years, she is wanting to meet up and pay me in kind (What ever that means)

Plus I have a sexy blond single (Woman) neighber that has taken it upon herself to visit me most days of the week.

One or a few options in that list optimal

Plus just remembered, I found a phone number I had lost for amarried.........   wont bother explaining that one.  ::)

The question is, was I daft never to have got married... ::) :P

Definitely not. You spared some poor woman a life of drudgery. ;D
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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #22 on: 19 January 2010, 17:09:10 »
Sure Did.   ;D ;D

Looks like the 1st ex has had a bit of practice since, been married twice and divorced twice.   So I have to consider this, Did I get a way lightly, or is it just a case of they didnt match up to me which is why she is seeking me out.
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« Reply #23 on: 19 January 2010, 17:10:40 »
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Sure Did.   ;D ;D

Looks like the 1st ex has had a bit of practice since, been married twice and divorced twice.   So I have to consider this, Did I get a way lightly, or is it just a case of they didnt match up to me which is why she is seeking me out.

You owe her money.


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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #24 on: 19 January 2010, 17:12:43 »
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Sure Did.   ;D ;D

Looks like the 1st ex has had a bit of practice since, been married twice and divorced twice.   So I have to consider this, Did I get a way lightly, or is it just a case of they didnt match up to me which is why she is seeking me out.

You owe her money.




I might take a leaf out of your book, it sounds like she earns a fortune, so maybe I might help her spend it.   ::)
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Re: Yet Anoother Thread to Brag In
« Reply #25 on: 19 January 2010, 17:17:29 »
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict.  ;) :P

You can think all you want.

I dont deny liking to look at well blessed  ladies, I hate the crude sort of pictures as I feel women are degrading them selves. 

I have never made the 1st move on a girl and maybe this was why I was a late starter, Dont do one night stands, if I couldnt respect them after wards then I wouldnt do anything in the first place.

You may well have an impression of me, but I very much doubt it is the same as you would be expecting of me.  As for sex addict, I can enjoy when I can but dont go looking for it though.   :y


I think that was very well said Mr S 8-) 8-) :y
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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #26 on: 19 January 2010, 17:31:53 »
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Sure Did.   ;D ;D

Looks like the 1st ex has had a bit of practice since, been married twice and divorced twice.   So I have to consider this, Did I get a way lightly, or is it just a case of they didnt match up to me which is why she is seeking me out.

You owe her money.




I might take a leaf out of your book, it sounds like she earns a fortune, so maybe I might help her spend it.   ::)


Things are seldom that simple. Be careful.
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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #27 on: 19 January 2010, 22:44:33 »
Well, there was this lift at university....

Figured out a way to temporarily suspend normal operation of the control system, which came in handy. :-X

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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #28 on: 19 January 2010, 23:35:34 »
Middle of a field at night in the Sunbeam.

My parents bed while they were away for a few days.

GFs bed while her parents popped out to see neighbours at XMAS.

I had a rubbish bedsit at the time so that was main location.

I hope she doesn't read this :-[ :-[
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Re: Yet Another Thread to Brag In
« Reply #29 on: 20 January 2010, 00:20:22 »
Just before my 16th at a party @ my then g/f's house. Drunk too much & failed miserably...fell asleep. Next morning her elder sister hopped on top & broke me in...did'nt take long but i strutted up the road thinking "i've done it all now" despite knowing i was gonna get a clout from the old man as i should've been in by 11pm the night before.
    Seemed impossible then as she was 2 years older than me. No one ever found out & it was never mentioned or spoken of again but she was 2 years above me @ school.

  There must be worse ways to be woken up!!!! :-*
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