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[waspy]

your not looking for it.

I've been searching for my spare garage keys for a couple of months & i hadn't a clue :-/ :-/ :-/

Picked up my High Viz Jacket outa the boiler cupboard & heard a jingle, yup keys & my spare sun glasses too

Quite a relief too as i didn't fancy having some more keys cut

[Dishevelled Den]

I hope that's the case with my cell phone Pete - I 'haven't' been looking for it for weeks

[unlucky mark mv6]

your not looking for it.

I've been searching for my spare garage keys for a couple of months & i hadn't a clue :-/ :-/ :-/

Picked up my High Viz Jacket outa the boiler cupboard & heard a jingle, yup keys & my spare sun glasses too

Quite a relief too as i didn't fancy having some more keys cut

Too right pete,thats how i met my missus,because i definatly wasent looking for one at the time.

[jerry]

Im not saying nothing.Whenever Ive lost something and Im pulling the house to pieces looking for it, the mrs always says "have you checked so and so" to which I always reply in exasperation, "yes!".....5mins later she looks there and finds it.She calls it "man vision"

[unlucky mark mv6]

Im not saying nothing.Whenever Ive lost something and Im pulling the house to pieces looking for it, the mrs always says "have you checked so and so" to which I always reply in exasperation, "yes!".....5mins later she looks there and finds it.She calls it "man vision"

Happens all the time jerry.

[jerry]

Do you also get the "if this was work you'd do it properly" line when it comes to doing chores round the house ?

[Welung666]

The title of this thread reminds me of a line from a Lee Evans live stage show.....

'my wife said "It's always in the last place you look!". "Well I wouldn't find what I was looking for and then keep f!*king looking!!!!"

[jerry]

very good

[Mr Skrunts]

I have a list of stuff that I have been looking out for years.

One item is a drawing book full of battle ships my Uncle Drew (Never met him) that my Nan gave me, my sister keeps asking for it for my Nephew, I think she allready has it though.

Following went astray last year

Also got about 3 remote controls missing.
My windows XP Pro and Office Disks
An engagement ring (Worth quite a bit as well)
Plus a Dual Pentium System that has mysteriously vanished.

No doubt they will turn up one day.

[jereboam]

When I go to visit my children at their homes, I quite often come across stuff I've been looking for.

On the other hand, when I fight my way into my garage, I am astonished by the quantity of my children's possessions that seems to have been abandoned there.

[Richie London]

i am not looking for a woman, does that mean i'll wake up one morning and find one in my bed. 

[unlucky mark mv6]

i am not looking for a woman, does that mean i'll wake up one morning and find one in my bed. 

You never know your luck richie.

[waspy]

i am not looking for a woman, does that mean i'll wake up one morning and find one in my bed. 

You never know your luck richie.

Well this was in Richie's bedroom this morning. As you can see she was very happy


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=23012247

[Mr Skrunts]

i am not looking for a woman, does that mean i'll wake up one morning and find one in my bed. 

You never know your luck richie.

Well this was in Richie's bedroom this morning. As you can see she was very happy


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=23012247

PMSL, that's a frisky one Richie, dont go to the pub 1st or ewe will never catch it. 

[Richie London]

very good 

they say if you cant sleep, try counting sheep. i cant see thinking of my x g/f will help me get to sleep