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Richie London

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Apple does it again!
« on: 03 February 2010, 10:10:03 »
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: Apple does it again!
« Reply #1 on: 03 February 2010, 10:15:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D a gag of the highest standard - well done Richie  ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) :y
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Re: Apple does it again!
« Reply #2 on: 03 February 2010, 10:17:01 »
looking forward to adjusting the volume  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 03 February 2010, 10:22:41 »
Mate, i am peeing my self ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Apple does it again!
« Reply #4 on: 03 February 2010, 10:29:27 »
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I can envisage the stereo version but can't see the roadmap to 5.1! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 03 February 2010, 10:32:40 »
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

cut pasted and sent to mates.
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Re: Apple does it again!
« Reply #6 on: 03 February 2010, 11:39:37 »
What a good idea!!  ;)
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I can envisage the stereo version but can't see the roadmap to 5.1! ;D ;D ;D


Head due south :y :y - you'll have reproduction of the highest standard ;D ;D
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Re: Apple does it again!
« Reply #8 on: 03 February 2010, 11:50:03 »
Bloody fantastic Richie!, ;D ;D ;D  :y
 I can't wait for them to get round to making a 'boom box' to go with the iTit, then you'd hear sweet music whichever way you were facing :D ;D
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Re: Apple does it again!
« Reply #9 on: 03 February 2010, 12:07:12 »
Cracking  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Apple does it again!
« Reply #10 on: 03 February 2010, 13:26:53 »
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Cracking  ;D ;D ;D

No, we're talking about boobs!   ::)
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Re: Apple does it again!
« Reply #11 on: 03 February 2010, 14:36:37 »
What ever next I wonder ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 03 February 2010, 14:51:48 »
Very good Richie ;D
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