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[Richie London]

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire. They were all philosophising on what the fastest thing in the world was. Seymour said, "I tink dat de fasses ting is a tought becuss before you can tink it, it already tought." Winston said, "Nah man, de fassess ting is a blink cos before you tink to blink, you dun blink already." Delroy said, "Naa man - da fassess ting is helectricity bcos when u turn on de light, it travel fass and de lite come on." Leroy say, "Nah man de fassess ting is definitlee diarrhoea." "Diarrhoea?" they all say. "Yeah man, cos lass nite, before I cud tink, blink OR switch de lite on, me shit meself."

 

[maria]

Now that made me bloody laugh any more

[waspy]

 

[Boxvictor]

 

[jonnycool]

Excellent 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

 

[Edd]

nice one