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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #15 on: 02 February 2010, 20:03:48 »

Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
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« Reply #16 on: 02 February 2010, 20:06:55 »

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Little outdated though, they are all going for LED's around the headlights like current Audis.  ;D

Don't see how someone can drive along with 2 feking blue lights on your bonnet  :-/
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #17 on: 02 February 2010, 20:09:42 »

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Amusing, but inappropriate.  Its outside the forum guidelines...  PM sent..
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« Reply #18 on: 02 February 2010, 20:35:26 »

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Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people  ::) ::)

Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic  ;D ;D
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #19 on: 02 February 2010, 20:38:05 »

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Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people  ::) ::)

Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic  ;D ;D

Thanks  :y 

As said in PM, no great probs with the word in the text of a post, but glowing neon and larger than life in a sig is not exactly subtle...  ;D

Like the graphic as well....  ;)
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #20 on: 02 February 2010, 20:38:09 »

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Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people  ::) ::)

Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic  ;D ;D


That is saved and WILL be used ;D ;D

Probably in a Skruntie thread I think ;D
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #21 on: 02 February 2010, 20:39:50 »

Various tool boxes - inc tools  ::) ::) - have been filled with boiling 'candy' when I made cough sweets.  ;D

It can take a looooong time removing pounds & pounds of dry beanz from your tool locker, they get everywhere! ;) ;)
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« Reply #22 on: 02 February 2010, 20:42:26 »

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Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people  ::) ::)

Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic  ;D ;D


That is saved and WILL be used ;D ;D
Careful Steve, we don't want to be upsetting the PC brigade now do we?  ;D
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #23 on: 02 February 2010, 20:42:42 »

Engineers blue creme on a black toilet seat.

Takes weeks for that blue ring of no confidence to scrub out with soap and water....   ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 02 February 2010, 20:43:30 »

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Engineers blue creme on a black toilet seat.

Takes weeks for that blue ring of no confidence to scrub out with soap and water....   ;D


Who's gonna see it? :-?
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #25 on: 02 February 2010, 20:45:00 »

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That used to be a favourite on the phone's ear piece or microphone of the engine room & boiler room in the Mob  ::) ::)
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #26 on: 02 February 2010, 20:45:36 »

Old type of foam fire extinguisher - the cream coloured ones with the lift and turn handle then turn upside down to use...

Two different liquid solutions inside.  Block a toilet and place one liquid in the pan and the other in the systern.

When flushed, A and B compounds mix and create oodles and oodles of foam that floods out under the door......

apparently....   :-X

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« Reply #27 on: 02 February 2010, 20:47:04 »

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Old type of foam fire extinguisher - the cream coloured ones with the lift and turn handle then turn upside down to use...

Two different liquid solutions inside.  Block a toilet and place one liquid in the pan and the other in the systern.

When flushed, A and B compounds mix and create oodles and oodles of foam that floods out under the door......

apparently....   :-X



Shouldn't you have been harassing innocent motorists instead of mucking about in the toilets?
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #28 on: 02 February 2010, 20:48:01 »

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Old type of foam fire extinguisher - the cream coloured ones with the lift and turn handle then turn upside down to use...

Two different liquid solutions inside.  Block a toilet and place one liquid in the pan and the other in the systern.

When flushed, A and B compounds mix and create oodles and oodles of foam that floods out under the door......

apparently....   :-X



Shouldn't you have been harassing innocent motorists instead of mucking about in the toilets?

This was in a previous lifetime as a Merchant Navy Engineer, prior to harrassing the great unwashed...   ;D
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Re: Work Stunts
« Reply #29 on: 02 February 2010, 20:51:53 »

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Old type of foam fire extinguisher - the cream coloured ones with the lift and turn handle then turn upside down to use...

Two different liquid solutions inside.  Block a toilet and place one liquid in the pan and the other in the systern.

When flushed, A and B compounds mix and create oodles and oodles of foam that floods out under the door......

apparently....   :-X


I'd have never thought of that.  ;D  ;D  ;D
Cream coloured fire extinguishers?!?! That was a looong time ago!  ;D
Aqueous Film Forming Foam!  :y  :y  :y
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