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[KillerWatt]

Shouldn't you have been harassing innocent motorists instead of mucking about in the toilets?

Quite a few have been caught mucking about in toilets when they should have been harassing motorists 

[Gaffers]

When I first started there was a joker in my unit who used a fibreglass cast roll to wrap around my office chair.  the resin set hard and I was not gonna be sitting on that again.  He went Canada for a couple of months when he came back he found his beloved A3 on bricks with a note; a clue to the first tyre.

4 tyres later thought he was ok until he read the final note

"And now for the jack......"   



its not the worth thing i have doone though 

[Andy B]

When  .....
 He went Canada for a couple of months when he came back he found his beloved A3 on bricks with a note; a clue to the first tyre.

4 tyres later thought he was ok until he read the final note

"And now for the jack......"   



its not the worth thing i have doone though 

Brilliant!       

[omegod]

Oh the days of mirth we had in the operating theatres, amputated toes would turn up all over the place i.e in the girls lockers, in the butter container in the canteen and anywhere else you could find to stick em.

The girls got me back though by dying my nads blue when I was having an op. Weeks of scrubbing wouldnt shift this stuff called methylene blue.

[Kevin Wood]

Well, I am again going to recount the story of when the pikeys decided to pitch up in the car park at work years ago.

MD was bricking it because they had to wait 14 days to evict them. We had customer seminars booked and all sorts. Meanwhile they were openly using the car park as a toilet and so on.

Anyway, first thing they did was set up the satellite TV, of course. Could see them through the window of the caravan havign a cuppa in front of the TV.

So, into stores and out with a 10GHz sweep generator and an EMC test antenna pointed in their general direction.

Switch it on. picture gone. Out he comes to adjust the dish <click> picture back. Wait until he picks up his tea <click> .. and back out to the dish <click> repeat until they get bored and clear off. Got rid of them in 2 days. 12 days faster than going through the official channels.

Kevin

[Vamps]

When  .....
 He went Canada for a couple of months when he came back he found his beloved A3 on bricks with a note; a clue to the first tyre.

4 tyres later thought he was ok until he read the final note

"And now for the jack......"   



its not the worth thing i have doone though 

Brilliant!       

Agreed, not against the person physically, this is even better, emotional abuse........

[Mr Skrunts]

Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!

Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people 

Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic 

That is saved and WILL be used

Probably in a Skruntie thread I think

Was thinking it was a suitable replacement as your Avatar.